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The sound made when a person clears his/her throat, often interjected when speaking or writing to indicate that the next word or phrase is used ironically or euphemistically, (esp. with regard to sexual euphemisms).
Sometimes used to replace a sexually explicit word or phrase altogether. When used on its own or at the end of a sentence, indicates that the entire previous sentence has been intended ironically or euphemistically. Similar to the addition of "not", as in: "Well that TV show was interesting ... not." Often written with asterisks. "Jacob and I *ahem* got to know each other better last night."
"Let's go home after dinner and ... *ahem*." "I love my job. Ahem." |
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| 2. | ahem | ||
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to sarcastically mean something rosie: oh yes, im going to rob a bank now... ahem
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| 3. | AHEM | ||
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Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down. someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace' lewis:ahem |
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| 4. | ahem | ||
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a word that can be used to cover up any 'unholy' word. must be used with 'bunny' fingers, for extra effect. oh 'ahem', that 'ahem' is 'aheming' that little 'ahem', i'm gunna 'ahem' that 'ahem'.
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| 5. | AHEM | ||
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When someone says something beyond stupidity without any compromisable answer, due to the comment, they are greeted with a shocked/stunned face and a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down
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Lewis' comments whilst waiting for the Muse gig on November 27th 2003 "I'm hitting the note" AHEM
"Yes, feel free to blow me up with a bomb" AHEM |
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horny Barry I'm feeling very ahem!!
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