8 definitions by aalh

to work at
to endeavor
usually manual exertion often involving grounds-keeping/landscaping and lots of sweat.
You spent all day gertching in the garden, it looks great.
by aalh April 10, 2011
What results when bed gravity reaches the point at which nothing can escape it.
After that party, I doubt we will see Bob this morning. He probably fell into a bed hole.
by aalh May 15, 2011
A hot older woman in Nike golf clothes.
Did you see that milf on the golf course?
She was a regular Cougar Woods.
by aalh November 02, 2011
Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.
We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.
by aalh July 28, 2011
Exclamation: extreme displeasure

Noun: undesirable items or accumulation

Adj: to be in an undesirable, often counterproductive state
This attic hasn't been touched in years. Look at the nyrr on everything!
by aalh May 15, 2011
When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.
That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!
by aalh November 12, 2014
Noun:
A rarely seen, unique creature resembling a garden gnome, inhabiting horticultural regions who, through eldritch methods, turns nyrr into gold. Upon completion of it's designs it will often fade away, leaving one to wonder if it was ever there.
You must have been visited by Gertch in the night, the flowers are all blooming.
by aalh May 15, 2011

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