aalh's definitions

occasotarian

I person that is "really vegetarian" but occasionally eats meat.

Everyone at Burning Man knew he was an occasotarian, they saw his beef jerky in his trunk.

by aalh July 26, 2015

Excrellaneous

Adj.

Random shit of dubious usefulness,
an item of excrellania

Dude! Why did you have tell me that horrible joke?!?! Your excrellaneous outburst will make me forget my appts all day!

by aalh September 7, 2018

Bed Hole

What results when bed gravity reaches the point at which nothing can escape it.

After that party, I doubt we will see Bob this morning. He probably fell into a bed hole.

by aalh June 9, 2011

gertch

to work at
to endeavor
usually manual exertion often involving grounds-keeping/landscaping and lots of sweat.

You spent all day gertching in the garden, it looks great.

by aalh April 28, 2011

bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.

We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.

by aalh October 9, 2020

chatcronym

acronym used for online chats

Wanna hear the latest chatcronyms? Look on Urban Dictionary.

by aalh February 3, 2015

meatloaf

verb/noun
To sing amazingly bad at karaoke

Did you hear Bob at the party last night? He pulled a real Meatloaf, my ears are still bleeding!!!

by aalh October 26, 2012