Webster's definitions

Zwelch

An online name chosen by homosexuals.

A person with any internet identity sharing any form of the word "Zwelch" is homosexual in real life.

by Webster April 30, 2004

Blast Off

Having to take a mighty shit in someone else's toilet in there house, and hoping they don't smell it before you leave.

"After that cup of coffee, I need to blast off in Danya's shitter!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

mold rat

1 - N. A superior user. One greater than all others.
2 - A. Something of interest to everyone. See "Cool"

1: Hey, hes Mold Rat.
2: Thats totally Mold Rat!

by Webster September 14, 2003

Nigger in the Woodpile

1. A secret weapon
2. An unsure circumstance in a given situation

This phrase was used, although not widely, in the 60's and has made a comeback in white supremacist groups recently.

1. Team Captain: We're losing badly, what's the plan?
Basketball Coach: Well, they seem to know all of our plays. Let's have "Too Tall" run the #2 pick and roll with "Tiny"
Team Captain: Damn, we've practised all season, no we're finally gonna use the nigger in the woodpile.
2. I've seen the flop, the bend, and the river, and i like my pocket 10's, but something tells me he's got niggers in the woodpile...I fold.

by Webster January 29, 2005

Frozen Yogurt

Slang term for a Mexican individual.

Our busboy was a real frozen yogurt.

by Webster June 24, 2004

green lantern

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

FinalFantasyBarret

SK8Origin's Bitch!

by Webster September 14, 2003