Webster's definitions

gold digger

When your girl or wife spends the money you make and saves all of hers for herself.

What is your is ours and what is mine is mine.

You make $1000 the bills are $1000 and your whole check is spent on the bills. She makes $300 and she keeps $300 to spend how she wants too.

by Webster June 10, 2003

escared

When something on your computer or electronic has scared you shitless.

"Damn yo, that email escared the shit outta me!"

"You see that movie Virus? Yo, the robot at the end was escary!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

lip liner

n. (lip lI'-ner) - for women, a frontal wedgie caused by the natural rise and snuggling of a string thong between the vulvae

(as opposed to a camel toe caused by outer wear ride ups)

v. - to give a female a lip liner

Ex 1: When Jess got a call, momentarily distracting her, Eric ran up and gave her a lip liner.

Ex 2: Spinning gives me lip liners... bad!

by Webster April 5, 2005

Crapper

Latin crappus - to study, or to drop

a. Place or room in which one or many written text (i.e. Jugs, Playboy, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Autoweek, etc.) are tediously studied by men

b. Place or room where sturdy brown logs are dropped in a porcelain container

c. A bad turn; something that has taken a turn for the worse

a. Alright! I think I'm going to read this in the crapper

b. Damn! I gotta drop a log! I'm going to the crapper.

c. Wow! This place has gone to the crapper!

by Webster June 9, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

Goofwad

A dumb ass that doesn't have a clue and iritates the shit out of you.

Tell that goofwad to leave me alone while I'm on the phone!

by Webster January 26, 2004

sewer trout

A piece of feces. (Swims down a sewer channel as would a trout in a river.)

We saw plenty of sewer trout at the wastewater treatment facility this morning.

by Webster April 20, 2004