Webster's definitions

big flop

A very small penis. Under 3 inches. See wretchy.

I pull down my big flop. (small dick)

by Webster August 13, 2003

butt mud

A particularly soft bowel movement, usually diarrhea-like.

After a hard night of drinking, I was a butt mud factory.

by Webster April 18, 2004

sorry

apology; doesnt make everything all better after being overly used.

She was sorry, for the millionth time, and no one seemed to care.

by Webster January 1, 2005

Goofwad

A dumb ass that doesn't have a clue and iritates the shit out of you.

Tell that goofwad to leave me alone while I'm on the phone!

by Webster January 26, 2004

sewer trout

A piece of feces. (Swims down a sewer channel as would a trout in a river.)

We saw plenty of sewer trout at the wastewater treatment facility this morning.

by Webster April 20, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

mold rat

1 - N. A superior user. One greater than all others.
2 - A. Something of interest to everyone. See "Cool"

1: Hey, hes Mold Rat.
2: Thats totally Mold Rat!

by Webster September 14, 2003