Webster's definitions

Archaic

1. An exceptional programmer known for breaking into some of the worlds most guarded systems by finding and executing new vulnerbilities on the fly.

2. This hax0r who is 13373r +h4n j00

Logging into CIA.gov...
Access Granted.

by webster November 3, 2003

Corky Wharton

A large oblong television, or one with an infatuation with pk.

Man, get that Corky Wharton outta my way, its blocking the television.

by Webster December 29, 2003

scaredy

Adj. Describing someone who is afraid.

You're a scaredy cat.

by Webster September 2, 2003

God

Of the most common traits:

1) An Uncaused Cause, a.k.a. First Cause
2) An unmoved Mover
3) A necessarily existent being
4) That than which a greater cannot be thought
5) That which if it did not exist, nothing else could exist

God is an uncaused Cause for the existence of the Universe.

If God did not exist, nothing else could exist.

by Webster November 2, 2004

turd burgler

Illogical term. Excrement or fudge burgler would be more appropriate.

You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.

by webster September 18, 2004

sideways

adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.

Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.

by Webster June 25, 2004

Code Poet

Exceptional programmer know for his creativity.

See Zecho

by webster January 31, 2004