Webster's definitions

Goofwad

A dumb ass that doesn't have a clue and iritates the shit out of you.

Tell that goofwad to leave me alone while I'm on the phone!

by Webster January 26, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

sewer trout

A piece of feces. (Swims down a sewer channel as would a trout in a river.)

We saw plenty of sewer trout at the wastewater treatment facility this morning.

by Webster April 20, 2004

L2L

clan of crazy gangstas =X

u n00b.. thats L2L. n0ble is now gonna prolly shoot u in yer leg

by Webster April 16, 2006

Jollies

Pleasure. The act of enjoying something, or engaging in a pleasent experience. Similar to getting off.

I get my jollies from watching two chicks get it on!

by Webster March 29, 2003

FK

a popular character in song.

"F-L-A-M-E-R K-A-S-E-Y" (to the tune of Mickey Mouse Club)
Oh, whos the gayest one of all; who likes crembrule?
F-L-A, M-E-R, K-A-S-E-Y.
Who thinks afghanistan is north of Canada?
F-L-A, M-E-R, K-A-S-E-Y
Kaseys GAY! Kaseys gay.
now we know who likes crembrule!
So come along and sing the song; make fun of him all day.
F-L-A, M-E-R, K-A-S-E-Y, HES GAY!

by webster September 19, 2003

defeted

When you don't win. You lose. Something like the word defeated but different.

Lora totally defeted Heather with the million gold stars she got on her chart.

by Webster January 12, 2005