UrbanWebster's definitions

fuckstick

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

rabbit punch

A punch to the back of the head that can cause injury or death. Common term in the sport of boxing (is an illegal move).

Mike Tyson was disqualified from the fight because he delivered a rabbit punch to Evander Holyfield's head.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Peter North

1) A legendary porn actor whose massive quantities of ejaculate matter set him apart from most other male adult film stars.

2) (Verb) To ejaculate an unusually large amount of semen.

Peter North has starred in many adult films during his career.

(Verb) I built up so much semen during intercourse that when I ejaculated, I Peter Northed my poor girlfriend.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

chunk it

To vomit or "blow chunks".

If you're gonna chunk it, please have the common decency not to do it inside the car.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

hockey players

Those who play the sport of hockey.

Eric Lindros and Paul Kariya are hockey players.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

blanket party

The act of trapping a person underneath a blanket and physically assaulting them. The blanket is used as: 1) a deterrent for the assaulted person to fight back; and 2) a way of keeping the assailants anonymous.

We're going to give that annoying bastard a blanket party tonight.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004