UrbanWebster's definitions

fuckstick

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

stop

1) To cease an activity.

2) A place of interest during travel.

Stop stabbing Michael in the eye with a crayon, young man, you're in third grade now.

Our next stop on the way to Cornhole, Iowa, will be the world's largest ball of twine!

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

chunk it

To vomit or "blow chunks".

If you're gonna chunk it, please have the common decency not to do it inside the car.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Hummer

1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation.

2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.

My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it.

I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

beefer

A noisy and sulfurous fart.

This sick pud just ripped a beefer in my face.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

hockey players

Those who play the sport of hockey.

Eric Lindros and Paul Kariya are hockey players.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004