UrbanWebster's definitions

Peter North

1) A legendary porn actor whose massive quantities of ejaculate matter set him apart from most other male adult film stars.

2) (Verb) To ejaculate an unusually large amount of semen.

Peter North has starred in many adult films during his career.

(Verb) I built up so much semen during intercourse that when I ejaculated, I Peter Northed my poor girlfriend.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

crock of shit

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

chunk it

To vomit or "blow chunks".

If you're gonna chunk it, please have the common decency not to do it inside the car.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

death shit

A bout of diarrhea so intensely painful that it almost kills you.

I woke up at 3 AM and pooped so hard that I thought it would be my death shit.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

stop

1) To cease an activity.

2) A place of interest during travel.

Stop stabbing Michael in the eye with a crayon, young man, you're in third grade now.

Our next stop on the way to Cornhole, Iowa, will be the world's largest ball of twine!

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

banus

The space between your testicles and anus (balls and anus= banus). See taint.

John kicked me between the legs, but he got me behind the balls, right in my banus.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

nail

1) To strike an object with another object, i.e. to hit a baseball with a baseball bat.

2) To make a goal in a sporting event.

1) C'Mon man, nail that ball out of here!

2) I tried to nail a shot from halfcourt but it missed the goal altogether and struck my five-year-old brother between the eyes.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004