"Hey Adam! It's snowing! Perfect weather to stay indoors and slalom."
He's a great slalomer.
A sexual position where the male partner is lying flat on the ground, penis erect, and the female is riding the throbbing sausage like a skier, by means of squatting up and down with dildos in each hand.
Miley Cyrus totally just slalomed that 8th grader. Its on efuked.com!