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band females

Women members of a large, educational-based ensemble of wind and percussion instrumentists (band).

These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.
I hear sousaphones blatting, let's get out of here.

Hold up bro, there might be some Band Females!
by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011
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gordita

Ultimate insult when spoken between skinny, tarted-up latina girls.
latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues
by TreeWeezel November 22, 2010
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banik

(verb) To leave clothes in the dryer too long, not iron them, and then wear them to work with canyon-like wrinkles.
Dude: Boss looks like a slob today
Man: It's because his shirt has geologic wrinkles.
Dude: Then he baniked his laundry!
by TreeWeezel April 24, 2011
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fat chance

Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)
by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011
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like mending roads in summertime

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
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corn cone

1. Popcorn (or creamed corn) served in a paper cone, similar to a large sno-cone
2. Candy corn, a chalky confection
3. Orange traffic cones
4. Corn pones which take a conical shape when fried
5. Starch-rich cornmeal sold in large conical bags
I'll have chicken-fried steak with a side of corn cone.
by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011
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vegetarian chips

Raw potatoes, or even better, other root vegetables sliced thin and crunchy.

Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.
Dude: How's the party?
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
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