TreeWeezel's definitions
A fiercely competitive UD editing contest. Each contestant has 20 minutes to make as many removals as possible. Common strategies are typing in first names and submitting with blank explanation lines. This can be more fun than an Urban Contest because of the race format and because removals are processed so quickly.
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
Get the urban battlemug. Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011
Get the one eyed walrusmug. Originally: superlative used to describe cranberries
Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.
Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.
Eating these tangtastic cranberries makes me hungry for vag.
Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic
Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic
by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
Get the tangtasticmug. When some chode drove by revving his mustang 5.0, nobody turned their head. Then when I pulled away from the curb on my electric scooter, all the girls were smitten by my ripping tronsurge.
by TreeWeezel March 30, 2011
Get the tronsurgemug. A very urban situation, originating on the east coast. The perps wait for their target with crates of eggs, then egg the crap out of him.
Beastie Boys "Eggman":
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK, WE SNUCK UP AROUND THE BACK, EGGS DID CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK....."
(describing an egg raid)
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK, WE SNUCK UP AROUND THE BACK, EGGS DID CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK....."
(describing an egg raid)
by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011
Get the egg raidmug. by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011
Get the urban dictionary coincidencemug. Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.
The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
Get the vegetableitarianmug.