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Originally: superlative used to describe cranberries
Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.
Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.
Eating these tangtastic cranberries makes me hungry for vag.
Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic
Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic
by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
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by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
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I can't believe _____ got rejected from UD! to the urban hall of shame.
Wow there's some good stuff in the urban hall of shame. UD should maybe address the complete lack of selectivity and training of editors.
Wow there's some good stuff in the urban hall of shame. UD should maybe address the complete lack of selectivity and training of editors.
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
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Lets play Zords!
<15 minutes later, crude spacecraft are constructed from huge lego bricks>
SMASH!
Ow my fingers!!!
<15 minutes later, crude spacecraft are constructed from huge lego bricks>
SMASH!
Ow my fingers!!!
by TreeWeezel May 10, 2011
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Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!
Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.
The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!
Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.
The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
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Dude: Where's that cool word you made up? Rejected?
Dude 2: No, it's still bouncing around in urban purgatory.
Dude 2: No, it's still bouncing around in urban purgatory.
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
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Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011
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