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Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.
Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011
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by TreeWeezel December 4, 2010
Get the schneegros mug.Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.
The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
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Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.
Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.
Dude: How's the party?
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
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Such as de la clothes, de la attitude, delacratic, de la beats, de la rhymes, and the de la haircut.
Such as de la clothes, de la attitude, delacratic, de la beats, de la rhymes, and the de la haircut.
Is it cause my de la clothes?
Or is it just my de la soul?
When it comes to being de la it's just me myself and I.
"Me, Myself, and I" De La Soul
Or is it just my de la soul?
When it comes to being de la it's just me myself and I.
"Me, Myself, and I" De La Soul
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011
Get the de la mug.Nachos in the true fashion: only perfectly triangular chips are used, and each individual chip is stacked with cheese, meat, beans, ect. one by one. They are then carefully broiled for an authentic hor dourve.
Gringo: Why are my mexican nachos taking so long?
Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.
Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?
Cracka: That's american nachos.
Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.
Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?
Cracka: That's american nachos.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
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"Like some kid named Derwin?"
- De La Soul, "Jenny"
Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>
"Like some kid named Derwin?"
- De La Soul, "Jenny"
Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>
by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011
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