TreeWeezel's definitions

mexican nachos

Nachos in the true fashion: only perfectly triangular chips are used, and each individual chip is stacked with cheese, meat, beans, ect. one by one. They are then carefully broiled for an authentic hor dourve.

Gringo: Why are my mexican nachos taking so long?

Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.

Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?

Cracka: That's american nachos.

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

match.com

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.

Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.

by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011

tronsurge

The masculine sound of electric power, usually a motor or heating element.

When some chode drove by revving his mustang 5.0, nobody turned their head. Then when I pulled away from the curb on my electric scooter, all the girls were smitten by my ripping tronsurge.

by TreeWeezel March 30, 2011

de la haircut

Invented by Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul. Curly hair is fashioned into 6-12 big lumps. It should be skewed to one side, or at least assymetric.

Look at the album cover of "3 Feet High and Rising". Trugoy the Dove and Pasemaster Mase have excellent de la haircuts.

by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011

one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

tangtastic

Originally: superlative used to describe cranberries

Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.

Eating these tangtastic cranberries makes me hungry for vag.

Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011