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raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
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pam

Last nite me and Trina went thru a box of condoms and a case of Pam. It was extra slick and she loved the fizzy sensation.
by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011
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rollerblading

A recreation that is characterized by the inability to bail out (as in skateboarding) or brake (as in bicycling). This makes even routine rolling an extreme sport unless there are no hills or traffic.

Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.

Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
When rollerblading, always choose a route with no stop signs at the bottom of hills. And whatever you do, don't bend at the waist and flail your arms in circles like a complete fruit.
by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011
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zords

Childhood game of fashioning the largest clunkiest legos into crude spacecraft. To play the game, two children slam their "zords" into each other and whoever's breaks first loses.
Lets play Zords!
<15 minutes later, crude spacecraft are constructed from huge lego bricks>
SMASH!
Ow my fingers!!!
by TreeWeezel May 10, 2011
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urban purgatory

When an UD submission bounces around in limbo for months, receiving exactly as many approvals as disapprovals.
Dude: Where's that cool word you made up? Rejected?
Dude 2: No, it's still bouncing around in urban purgatory.
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
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mexican nachos

Nachos in the true fashion: only perfectly triangular chips are used, and each individual chip is stacked with cheese, meat, beans, ect. one by one. They are then carefully broiled for an authentic hor dourve.
Gringo: Why are my mexican nachos taking so long?

Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.

Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?

Cracka: That's american nachos.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
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St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.
"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"
by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011
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