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like mending roads in summertime

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
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kenny up

Used like the phrase "bundle up". Allusion to Kenny of tv show Southpark who wears an orange sweatshirt with the hood up at all times.

To "kenny up" can mean to simply bundle up before going outside, or more properly, to wear a hood and tighten it down over your face until you are only seeing thru a small gap.
Man it is windy outside. Kenny up before you go out there!
by TreeWeezel January 6, 2012
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banik

(verb) To leave clothes in the dryer too long, not iron them, and then wear them to work with canyon-like wrinkles.
Dude: Boss looks like a slob today
Man: It's because his shirt has geologic wrinkles.
Dude: Then he baniked his laundry!
by TreeWeezel April 24, 2011
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fat chance

Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)
by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011
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chinga

What skinny, tarted-up latina girls call each other when they squabble.
"Hola, Chinga."
"Who you callin Chinga, chinga?"
"Estas la chinga, chinga."
"Oh this is on, gordita!"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues.
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
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West Coast Inflation

Tendency of the west coast to overrate. For instance, if a show has rave reviews in Frisco you should wait until it gets as far east as Chicago before believing it.

Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture.

The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.
Wow, these guys are supposed to be fantastic!

Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.
by TreeWeezel August 5, 2011
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longboarding

Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.

No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.

In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
Longboarding looks kinda cool...oh wait, that old lady just passed him on her grandma's bike.
by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011
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