TreeWeezel's definitions

you're the wanker

The proper response to being called a wanker

guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"

by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010

trontonic

From movie TRON and "tonic" meaning liquid.

The glowing blue beverage from TRON, consisting of pure energy. In the analog world, the closest thing is the appropriately colored and aptly named blue Powerade

I started to get tired playing basketball in the heat so I took a big gulp of Trontonic. It tasted like pure energy!

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

urban loophole

Rejected definitions can be resubmitted indefinitely.

Thanks to the urban loophole, my controversial submission went around UD for months before finally being published.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

mulanize

To chop an object into tiny pieces, as Mulan did to the Huns in the movie of the same title.

My kite flew into the fan and was mulanized.

I mulanized the chicken with a deboner.

by TreeWeezel August 25, 2011

urban dictionary coincidence

While editing, coming across a word you had submitted yourself weeks earlier.

Wow, I'm judging my own word! What an urban dictionary coincidence! approve approve approve!

by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011

egg raid

A very urban situation, originating on the east coast. The perps wait for their target with crates of eggs, then egg the crap out of him.

Beastie Boys "Eggman":

"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK, WE SNUCK UP AROUND THE BACK, EGGS DID CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK....."

(describing an egg raid)

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

LBGTQAH

LBGT: Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, and Transgender. Well established acronym. However the group should be all-inclusive, so three more letters have been added.

The additional letters are for Asexual, Hermaphrodite, and Questioning (anybody still in sexual limbo)

On alternate Tuesdays the LBGTQAH Society meets at the Unitarian Church

Why don't you like big boobs? Are you LGBTQAH?

by TreeWeezel October 12, 2011