Definitions by TreeWeezel

derwin 

Stereotypical virgin. Tries to compensate with annoying habits, like (barely) playing the piano.

When asked was I a virgin,
"Like some kid named Derwin?"

- De La Soul, "Jenny"

Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>

derwin by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

batmaned

To climb a near vertical surface with a rope in your hands and your feet walking up the wall.

We grabbed a rope and batmaned up the roof.

batmaned by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

pam 

The best anal lubricant. Use continuously.

Last nite me and Trina went thru a box of condoms and a case of Pam. It was extra slick and she loved the fizzy sensation.

pam by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

fat chance 

Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.

Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)

fat chance by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011

LBGTQAH 

LBGT: Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, and Transgender. Well established acronym. However the group should be all-inclusive, so three more letters have been added.

The additional letters are for Asexual, Hermaphrodite, and Questioning (anybody still in sexual limbo)

On alternate Tuesdays the LBGTQAH Society meets at the Unitarian Church

Why don't you like big boobs? Are you LGBTQAH?

LBGTQAH by TreeWeezel October 12, 2011

grazing 

When affluent young urbanites flit to and fro trendy bars and restraunts, consuming designer snacks

- from "Zippy the Pinhead" by Bill Griffin

Let's go grazing: we'll do the whole town and get tapas, miniature desserts, sushi, designer cocktails, and whatever else is hot now.

grazing by TreeWeezel October 6, 2011

St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

St Nick dick by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011