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88 definitions by TreeWeezel

 
15.
Short, fat string beans which have been boiled for far too long. Served ubiquitously in the south.
Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"

Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
by TreeWeezel November 16, 2010
 
16.
This ubiqutous sleazy diner is made no less creepy by its family restraunt facade. Step inside and you will find it is not so much a diner as a 24 Hour Competitive Eating Thunderdome.
3am and hungry - go to Denny's.
End up blacking out while battle-eating the other drunks.

Typical Denny's patron.
by TreeWeezel November 14, 2011
 
17.
The proper response to being called a wanker
guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
 
18.
1. literally: rough sex between seedy people

2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"

3. touchdown in football
1. The dumpster sluts strutted into the bar, hoping to take the bulldick to the chengis

2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.

3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.
by TreeWeezel November 15, 2010
 
19.
Anyone who uses eggs in urban aggression. Based on the song "Eggman" by Beastie Boys.
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK,
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"

- "Eggman", Beastie Boys
by TreeWeezel April 09, 2011
 
20.
Mildly derogatory way to refer to somebody's car. The car in question should be small, cheap, and obscure.
Hey guys I got a car! It's a 2005 Rio.

Yeah, we saw. Nice Stanza. <snicker>
by TreeWeezel August 16, 2011
 
21.
Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.
mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.

<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.
by TreeWeezel April 07, 2011