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Festival of Lights. Commonly known as the time Jews made some piddly amount of oil burn for 8 days.
An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
Jew: "Have some bubbly, greasy latkes!"
Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
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Get the Urban contest mug.meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.
Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!
by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011
Get the meatglazer mug.Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.
Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.
what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
Get the raccoon bread mug.A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.
Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
Get the hootch mug.Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"
Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010
Get the grain bains mug.There are two ways to say y'all: the black way and the southern way. Y'all is the black way and yall is the southern way.
Y'all is spoken with two syllables: ye-ALL. It can be heard up and down the east coast. It's just "ya" and "all" very close together.
Yall is spoken with one long syllable: YAAAWWL. It's very lazy sounding and only unashamed southerners use it.
Y'all is spoken with two syllables: ye-ALL. It can be heard up and down the east coast. It's just "ya" and "all" very close together.
Yall is spoken with one long syllable: YAAAWWL. It's very lazy sounding and only unashamed southerners use it.
Y'all want to hear some sick rhymes?
Yall want to hear some banjo pickin?
Y'all want to roll in my Caprice?
Yall want to ride on my tractor?
Yall want to hear some banjo pickin?
Y'all want to roll in my Caprice?
Yall want to ride on my tractor?
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011
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