TreeWeezel's definitions

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

HOOT day daze

Chant commonly used in rap-based pop songs of the 90's.

The origin and meaning is debatable. According to the leading theory, it is both an ebonic and a radio-friendly version of "Whoop their ass!"

Emcee: "all the fellas sayin'_____"
HOOT day daze!

Emcee: "all the ladies sayin' _____"
HOOT day daze!

by TreeWeezel June 14, 2011

match.com

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.

Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.

by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011

one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

batmans

Musical term, adapted from traditional Italian "batmani"

Denotes a section with a heavy, repeated 2 note rhythm. The most famous example in popular music is the Theme from Batman

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____

by TreeWeezel May 15, 2011

urban battle

A fiercely competitive UD editing contest. Each contestant has 20 minutes to make as many removals as possible. Common strategies are typing in first names and submitting with blank explanation lines. This can be more fun than an Urban Contest because of the race format and because removals are processed so quickly.

I won the urban battle: 20 removals in 20 minutes.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

Thunderclese

Definition 1 about the cartoon robot is correct...The word can be adapted as a secret nickname for anybody who obsesses with ridiculous mechanical things.

Usually a neighbor, due to the neighborhood setting of The Brak Show. Can also apply to somebody with an overly decorated lawn.

The neighbor drives a Humvees - we call him Thunderclese

The other neighbor mows the lawn with an oversized tractor: he's Thunderclese too.

The neighbor's kid drives obnoxiously loud motorbikes in circles: Thunderclese Junior

by TreeWeezel November 15, 2011