TreeWeezel's definitions

hootch

A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.

Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

meatglazer

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.

Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.

is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

nar

Cry of the narwhal

Narwhals will swim hundreds of miles to find their mate..here's one now!
NAR!!!!!!!

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

de la haircut

Invented by Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul. Curly hair is fashioned into 6-12 big lumps. It should be skewed to one side, or at least assymetric.

Look at the album cover of "3 Feet High and Rising". Trugoy the Dove and Pasemaster Mase have excellent de la haircuts.

by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011

ting.com

The bing.com of porn. Type in your fetish, and it will add "+porn" and Google it for you.

How'd you find those great pics?
Try ting.com

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

stab

DJ technique - the result is a "hit" sound. It works best with a brass chord sample.

In parallel he bumps the record forward and opens the crossfader for a split second, which sounds like a short hard note.

Old school DJs will use a lot of stabs to give some punch to the 808 beats.

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2011