TreeWeezel's definitions
A most crafty way to refer to marijuana. Particularly useful for dealers who solicit lay people in public, because it is obvious ("hemp"), yet anyone who overhears will assume you are speaking about Bob Hope.
Stoner: Sister, I heard you were interested in Bob Hemp
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
by TreeWeezel April 21, 2011
Get the Bob Hempmug. Definition 1 about the cartoon robot is correct...The word can be adapted as a secret nickname for anybody who obsesses with ridiculous mechanical things.
Usually a neighbor, due to the neighborhood setting of The Brak Show. Can also apply to somebody with an overly decorated lawn.
Usually a neighbor, due to the neighborhood setting of The Brak Show. Can also apply to somebody with an overly decorated lawn.
The neighbor drives a Humvees - we call him Thunderclese
The other neighbor mows the lawn with an oversized tractor: he's Thunderclese too.
The neighbor's kid drives obnoxiously loud motorbikes in circles: Thunderclese Junior
The other neighbor mows the lawn with an oversized tractor: he's Thunderclese too.
The neighbor's kid drives obnoxiously loud motorbikes in circles: Thunderclese Junior
by TreeWeezel November 15, 2011
Get the Thunderclesemug. LBGT: Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, and Transgender. Well established acronym. However the group should be all-inclusive, so three more letters have been added.
The additional letters are for Asexual, Hermaphrodite, and Questioning (anybody still in sexual limbo)
The additional letters are for Asexual, Hermaphrodite, and Questioning (anybody still in sexual limbo)
On alternate Tuesdays the LBGTQAH Society meets at the Unitarian Church
Why don't you like big boobs? Are you LGBTQAH?
Why don't you like big boobs? Are you LGBTQAH?
by TreeWeezel October 12, 2011
Get the LBGTQAHmug. Marksmanship, for knives. The discipline of knife-handling, covering skill in precision and speed of cutting, all with cavalier style. Also covers selection, care, safety, maintenance, and never once cutting yourself.
mom: who will carve the roast beast?
knifeman: allow me.
<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.
knifeman: allow me.
<knifes flash in a silver blur, and the beast is reduced to perfect portion slices>
mom: Impressive! Great knifemanship.
by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011
Get the knifemanshipmug. Festival of Lights. Commonly known as the time Jews made some piddly amount of oil burn for 8 days.
An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
Jew: "Have some bubbly, greasy latkes!"
Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
Get the chanukahmug. A fantasy war going on in digitally crafted worlds. Online gamers participate in the fray with their other-worldly avatars, but no outsider can tell who's fighting on who's side. Since it is subscription-based the war must never end, requiring ongoing worldcraft to spur the flames of digital violence.
Dude: I'm gonna log onto War of Worldcraft for a couple hours.
Dude 2: How long is the war going to go on for?
Dude: I don't know. I keep killing and killing and killing, but I have no idea if we're winning.
Dude 2: How long is the war going to go on for?
Dude: I don't know. I keep killing and killing and killing, but I have no idea if we're winning.
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
Get the war of worldcraftmug. A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.
Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
Get the hootchmug.