88 definitions by TreeWeezel

Making progress at an out-of-control pace, while looking silly.

Usually athletic, like running frantically or lifting weights of ambitious heft with fervor. Could also apply to everyday things like working at full tilt all night, or even walking agressively.
I wanted a leisurely vacation, but she was bulldogin it between thirty silly little things a day. Now my feet hurt, my shoes are worn out, and I still need a vacation.
by TreeWeezel November 15, 2010

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A fantasy war going on in digitally crafted worlds. Online gamers participate in the fray with their other-worldly avatars, but no outsider can tell who's fighting on who's side. Since it is subscription-based the war must never end, requiring ongoing worldcraft to spur the flames of digital violence.
Dude: I'm gonna log onto War of Worldcraft for a couple hours.
Dude 2: How long is the war going to go on for?
Dude: I don't know. I keep killing and killing and killing, but I have no idea if we're winning.
by TreeWeezel April 15, 2011

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Anyone who uses eggs in urban aggression. Based on the song "Eggman" by Beastie Boys.
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK,
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"

- "Eggman", Beastie Boys
by TreeWeezel April 09, 2011

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A mediocre vacation destination. Instead of beaches and sun you get rocks and rain, yet instead of mountains you get molehills. Their proudest offering is their caustic apple cider.
"I'm going to france for vacation."
"That'll be great! Sun, beaches, wine, babes, fashion!"
"Actually, I'll be touring the ancient chapels and cider orchards of the north of france ."
"Ohhhhhhhhh.
by TreeWeezel March 24, 2011

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Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.

The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
by TreeWeezel April 09, 2011

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pie
Subject of botched business metaphors
You need to look at both sides of the pie

My contribution? I've taken his bit and her bit all together in one pie

Yes the pay's the same, but you'll be getting a slice from a bigger pie.

Well if I take your pie and his pie, and put them all into the same pie, and we cut our pie into slices based on scale, we end up with more pie for all of us.
by TreeWeezel April 06, 2011

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While editing, coming across a word you had submitted yourself weeks earlier.
Wow, I'm judging my own word! What an urban dictionary coincidence! approve approve approve!
by TreeWeezel April 04, 2011

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