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Definitions by TreeWeezel

hebronics 

As "ebonics" means ebony+phonics = blackspeak, "hebronics" means hebrew+phonics = jewspeak.
Oy ve, you shmuck!

That's hebronics for "God damn, mother fucker!"
hebronics by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

tangtastic 

Originally: superlative used to describe cranberries

Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.
Eating these tangtastic cranberries makes me hungry for vag.

Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic
tangtastic by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

ting.com 

The bing.com of porn. Type in your fetish, and it will add "+porn" and Google it for you.
How'd you find those great pics?
Try ting.com
ting.com by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

lesbitarian 

Joking name for Unitarians. This "religion" is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. Churchgoers roll up in their Subaru/Volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.

Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
Where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?

They're late for Lesbitarian church.
lesbitarian by TreeWeezel September 2, 2011

hoover cooler 

Derivative of "Hoovertown" and "Hoover Blanket". It is a makeshift cooler made of a cardboard box lined with newspaper.

Unlike the other "Hoover" words, this isn't a sign of poverty as much as convenience (when you don't want to take an empty cooler home).
What's in the box, Paul?
Lunch: it's a hoover cooler.
hoover cooler by TreeWeezel September 1, 2011
To chop an object into tiny pieces, as Mulan did to the Huns in the movie of the same title.
My kite flew into the fan and was mulanized.

I mulanized the chicken with a deboner.
mulanize by TreeWeezel August 25, 2011

teapotting 

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.
You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!
teapotting by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011