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rollerblading

A recreation that is characterized by the inability to bail out (as in skateboarding) or brake (as in bicycling). This makes even routine rolling an extreme sport unless there are no hills or traffic.

Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.

Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
When rollerblading, always choose a route with no stop signs at the bottom of hills. And whatever you do, don't bend at the waist and flail your arms in circles like a complete fruit.
by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011
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hootch

A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.
Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
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Urban contest

All contestents submit 5 words to UD. In several weeks, the highest success rate wins.
What are the results from last month's Urban Contest?
I had 0%. How about you?
0% as well. A draw!
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
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HOOT day daze

Chant commonly used in rap-based pop songs of the 90's.

The origin and meaning is debatable. According to the leading theory, it is both an ebonic and a radio-friendly version of "Whoop their ass!"
Emcee: "all the fellas sayin'_____"
HOOT day daze!

Emcee: "all the ladies sayin' _____"
HOOT day daze!
by TreeWeezel June 14, 2011
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pie

Subject of botched business metaphors
You need to look at both sides of the pie

My contribution? I've taken his bit and her bit all together in one pie

Yes the pay's the same, but you'll be getting a slice from a bigger pie.

Well if I take your pie and his pie, and put them all into the same pie, and we cut our pie into slices based on scale, we end up with more pie for all of us.
by TreeWeezel April 25, 2011
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baked brown betty

literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.

in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.

a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:

back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)
Oh snap, shawty's got a backside like baked brown betty. that's just a shame.
by TreeWeezel November 23, 2010
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eggman

Anyone who uses eggs in urban aggression. Based on the song "Eggman" by Beastie Boys.
"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK,
WE BEGAN, TO ATTACK
THE EXTRA CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK"

- "Eggman", Beastie Boys
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
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