Tom Thamuz's definitions

beernuts

The official disease of Milwaukee.

The doctor told me today that I've got the worst case of beernuts he's ever seen!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

Slim

A term to refer to fat people and/or people who are constantly hungry.

Hey slim, quit eating all the breakfast burritos!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

funbags

1. A term for boobs.

2. A term for a woman with nice boobs.

1. Hey, lemme grab hold of those funbags!

2. Hey guys, I just got off the phone with Funbags and she's heading over in an hour.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

schmeckle

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

box

Of or relating to the female genetalia.

Why that dirty bitch! I'm gonna boot her in the box!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

gorilla mints

Menthol cigarettes (Kools, Newports)

Man, why you be smokin those gorilla mints?!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

meathound

Slut, easy woman, etc. The kind of girl who has her thong hanging out for the world to stare at it and makes no attempts to correct the situation.

Dude you can totally tell that girl's a meathound.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003