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Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!
by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003
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Morty: Hey Rick! Can you buy me that space sex robot!?
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!
by Tekkawarrior May 02, 2016
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not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis
put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!
by Joe February 11, 2003
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1) penis
2) junk
3) his package
4) idiot
1) "his schmeckle was so big"
2) "im going to punch him in the schmeckle"
3) "did you see the schmeckle on that guy?"
4) "have you talked to that schmeckle today?
by Jordyn and Veronique January 21, 2008
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To thump one in the head with one's penis.
Gary was unknowingly schmeckled after falling asleep at a party.
by Devon muthafuckin dahlke June 16, 2004
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dick head, some times confused with shmuck
suck ur own dick, schmeckle
by bri... the master of schmeckle September 05, 2003
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Big long hairy thing that gets the tip cut off at a briss. (See Penis)
Well we had better go cut off his schmeckle
by Mislead1312 July 19, 2005
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