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Schmeckle 

Morty: Hey Rick! Can you buy me that space sex robot!?
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!
Schmeckle by Tekkawarrior May 2, 2016

schmeckle 

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis
put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!
schmeckle by Joe February 11, 2003

Schmeckle 

1) penis
2) junk
3) his package
4) idiot
1) "his schmeckle was so big"
2) "im going to punch him in the schmeckle"
3) "did you see the schmeckle on that guy?"
4) "have you talked to that schmeckle today?
Schmeckle by Jordyn and Veronique January 21, 2008

Schmeckle 

Aka crumbs. Little pieces of mystery food on your face and chest.
“ Mike has popcorn schmeckle all over his beard and tshirt. I wonder if he went to the movies today? “
Schmeckle by Redshorts69 February 8, 2022

Schmeckle 

A first decentralized logarithmic blockchain-based cryptocurrency.
- Hey man, how many schmeckles for 3 silver spoons?
- 3 Schmeckles, bro
Schmeckle by noturregularrusky August 7, 2022

schmeckle 

To thump one in the head with one's penis.
Gary was unknowingly schmeckled after falling asleep at a party.