schmutz
schmutz by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005
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Schmutz
Schmutz by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006
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schmutz • Schmutzvering • Schmutzwuffel • schmutzy • schmutz haken • Schmutzbert • Schmutzbob • schmutzel • Schmutzelig • Schmutzfest
Schmutz
This word can be found in a Jewish Medical Dictionary. This is the stuff that comes out when a dermatologist lances a cyst on your body.
schmutz
"Dirt" in German
Schumtzieg is "dirty"
Often used in replace of "dirtbag"
(oomlauts are replaced with an "e" after the vowel)(ie = i + oomlauts)
Schumtzieg is "dirty"
Often used in replace of "dirtbag"
(oomlauts are replaced with an "e" after the vowel)(ie = i + oomlauts)
schmutz by You dont need to know that November 10, 2007
Schmutz
schmutz
The rancid combination of cigarette ashes, food debris, spilled coffee and high flying man jizz that accumulates between the keys of your favorite keyboard. This combination of atrocities can and will lead to uncommanded keystrokes on your favorite browser, unintentional Facebook posts, and worst yet....complete keyboard failure as you are about to bust a nut on xHamster. RandyGoatRadio listeners seem to be unproportionately affected by this condition. Keyboard schmutz is best addressed by either getting another cheap ten dollar keyboard or running it through the dishwasher.
randygoat radio listener: I was surfing xHamster.com and all of a sudden my screen filled up wit T's and keep switching back and forth between tabs
MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!
Tuna: My finger in my rectum!
Moo: That is why I have three keyboards
Dicky: **P2C**
MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!
Tuna: My finger in my rectum!
Moo: That is why I have three keyboards
Dicky: **P2C**
schmutz by MooMooCow357 April 15, 2013