Timmy's definitions

fard

to apply makeup while driving

Jen: It was tragic how Shelley lost her eye while she was farding.

by Timmy May 31, 2004

pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".

Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(

by Timmy October 10, 2004

kerrang

verb. to cover a female's head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.

she's rough: lights out.
really rough: eyes shut.
proper dirt: you kerrang her.

by timmy November 24, 2004

slice

the name given to the female reproductive organ

"Yo, last night, this chick let me get in her slice!"

by Timmy February 16, 2004

mx6

JAP crap which cost a shit load to fix and suck as far as performance cars go.

That MX6 so soooooo 1992

by TIMMY December 9, 2003

punnam

the act of being like Jake, or half indian

Hi punnam, ur being like jake

by timmy January 9, 2004

ford probe

A poor man's GTO.

I can't afford a real car so I'll by a 90's Ford probe.

by TIMMY January 12, 2004