Timmy's definitions

flat

A 'flat' is short for a 'flat bat' (a homosexual)

Elton John is a flat

by Timmy February 18, 2005

gpc

Grove Park Crew - a 7-strong crew from West London. Details can be found at www.thegpc.com

GPC - tightest crew on the planet!

by Timmy February 14, 2005

get retarded

To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.

Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.

by Timmy November 4, 2003

pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".

Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(

by Timmy October 10, 2004

flagellum

one eyed snake

hes flagellum is showing

by timmy October 7, 2003

qfi

Quoted for Idiocy
Put QFI when someone just says something so stupid that you must point it out to the rest of the world

"Please don't not shot me"
"QFI now die"

by Timmy September 27, 2005

football fag

a man who likes to attack the tight end on and off the field

Did you hear that football fag got Jim in the brown eye last night?

by timmy August 6, 2004