Theo's definitions

come out the bag

v. to pull a gun. A slangdown of "come out of the bag on;" derived from the fact that guns were sometimes carried in paper bags for purposes of concealment.

That chickenhead swung on Serena and Serena came out the bag on her.

He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.

by Theo September 1, 2008

maneurysm

Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.

When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.

God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.

by Theo June 22, 2006

maneurism

(n.) A melodramatic or conniption-like reaction to the (mis)behavior of a male companion, paramour, or significant other.

When Jane found out that Dick had cheated on her with Spot two days prior to their wedding, she had a maneurism and had to be carried, screaming, out of the Bridal Salon at Bloomingdales.

by Theo October 6, 2005

butt travis

the residue left behind on one's heiney following a bowel movement.

See travis

if you haven't wiped your ass in a week, check yourself and you may find some butt travis.

by theo September 9, 2005

outside

Outside is a place where there's insects and the sun which burns you awfully bad, and there's also grass and trees and butteflys..all poisonous to you, its a horrible, horrible horrible , vile place that you never want to go to

Billy: Wanna go outside Theo?

Theo: NO! Don't make me go outside, you can't make me not even at gunpoint, for I should wish my own life away on a whim rather than
venture to the outside.

Billy: jeez, just asking..

by Theo April 22, 2005

buffalo girl

A little larger girl, who throws her weight around and is bold as a buffalo (hints the name) She is very loud and will call you out. She curses a lot and will run to a fight. Stay away from the bufflao girl.

The buffalo girl disrupted Mr. Overton's class by telling him off.

by TheO September 19, 2016

blow up

forceful excertion of vomitus or fecal matter.

if you're gonna blow up in the bathroom, you'd better pick it up

by theo November 1, 2003