Theo's definitions

Fuckhead

What my dad calls me all the time
a "screwup"

Theo, come over here you fuckhead!

by Theo January 14, 2004

judicial

1) being appropriate to a judge. relates to the administration of justice.

2) something painfully amazing/wicked cool, absolutely laying down "the law" on someone (destroying them).

"wow that song is judicial!"
"dang when you got kicked, that was judicial!!"
"your mom looks judicial."
"that jump was judicial!"

by Theo December 17, 2004

Strawberry Glaze

WHen a chick is suckin you off you take it out b4 you cum, punch her in the face, causing a nose bleed, and cum on it.

i gave her the strawberry glaze

by theo February 5, 2004

come out the bag

v. to pull a gun. A slangdown of "come out of the bag on;" derived from the fact that guns were sometimes carried in paper bags for purposes of concealment.

That chickenhead swung on Serena and Serena came out the bag on her.

He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.

by Theo September 1, 2008

tuneskies

Derived from words "tune" and "skie," means the exact same thing as "tunes." That is, music. See also, tuneskers.

"Yo, Katy, put on some jumpalumpin' tuneskies."

by Theo April 4, 2005

blow up

forceful excertion of vomitus or fecal matter.

if you're gonna blow up in the bathroom, you'd better pick it up

by theo November 1, 2003

uba

universal brain adaptor u.b.a. for migraine patients.

frans

by theo September 5, 2003