Theo's definitions

judicial

1) being appropriate to a judge. relates to the administration of justice.

2) something painfully amazing/wicked cool, absolutely laying down "the law" on someone (destroying them).

"wow that song is judicial!"
"dang when you got kicked, that was judicial!!"
"your mom looks judicial."
"that jump was judicial!"

by Theo December 17, 2004

Strawberry Glaze

WHen a chick is suckin you off you take it out b4 you cum, punch her in the face, causing a nose bleed, and cum on it.

i gave her the strawberry glaze

by theo February 5, 2004

Fuckhead

What my dad calls me all the time
a "screwup"

Theo, come over here you fuckhead!

by Theo January 14, 2004

no handles

having no skill when dribbling a basketball

lacking handles

Shaq, infants, people who golf, etc.

by Theo February 16, 2005

Instrumentum Mortaria

samoerai in there own shit.

www.linux-robotics.org trying to get the hacking theater up again. A kind of flying dutchman.

by theo November 12, 2003

the fan modine

A fictional western pop star from who travels to the east in order to confront his muse.

The way you treated that situation reminded me of the fan modine.

by theo April 19, 2003

Hampden-Sydney

If you wanted to go to a Southern school, but Duke and U.Va weren't for you because they've enrolled too many "coloreds," and, besides, you had a 670 combined SAT and 1.9 GPA from a random Virginia day school, you're headed to Hampden-Sydney. There, you and a group of like-minded Abercrombie & Fitch-sporting retards can whittle away four years drinking, listening to Creedence, banging skanks from Sweetbriar, drinking, and pretending that the South won the War of Northern Aggression. You can also pretend that the fact that you're wearing a cowrie shell necklace under J. Crew flannels makes you rebellious, that the fact that you're wearing a "Fighting Cocks" baseball cap makes you witty, and that the fact that you attended HSC will make you a useful and productive member of society. If you don't ever want to face the fact that the world expands Westward of the mighty Mississippi and northward of the Mason Dixon line, HSC is a great place to start putting your head in the sand and your thumb up your ass.

Speaks for itself, don't it?

by Theo February 2, 2005