Definitions by Squatdog

blackbart 

One hairy boong usually found lurking on EnterTheGame. Thinks he can play CS but he's just an average goon drinking, petrol sniffer from down south.

blackbart: LOL Me and Malcolm drank 8 litres of goon each and didnt even get drunk
Squatdog: err...

blackbart by Squatdog January 20, 2005

maz 

1: to Masturbate - usually to pornography or when one is bored

I pulled up the pron and had a maz

maz by Squatdog November 8, 2004

macky dees 

slang term for McDonalds family restaurants. Macky Dees usually tastes like shit and is hardly fit for human consumption.

yo, me main man, I iz goin down to macky dees for a feed, yo.

macky dees by Squatdog January 16, 2004

urbandictionary user 

an idiot who tags definitions as "inaccurate" or "offensive" because they don't understand the concept of Urban Dictionary being OFFENSIVE SLANG.

user: "huuuh hhuh, i dont like the term of 'nigger' coz its racist, even tho black people say it too...huhhh uhhhuh..."

urbandictionary user by Squatdog January 6, 2004

suck me off 

Generic term used to show displeasure, or dissatisfaction of something

Bob: "Larry, the cars dirty"
Larry: "Bob. just suck me off"

suck me off by Squatdog December 27, 2003

commodore 

1) Greatest, and most recognised computer system ever made for the home, affordable, and decent, the C64 lived over 11 years on the production line, and sold over 15million units.

2) Car made by the Australian sub-branch of General Motors, Holden, Commodores are unable to achieve over 45km/h without serious engine failure, or losening of body work.

1) w00t! Labyrinth, Impossible Mission, Super Wonder Boy, Ghostbusters, Owns you =D

2) the car achieving 39.5km/h on the straight was the commodore

commodore by Squatdog December 27, 2003

Grow A Beard 

to perform oral sex upon a female (assuming one is male)

"man, im going home to grow a beard"

"last night I grew the biggest beard"

Grow A Beard by Squatdog December 5, 2003