SnaggPDX's definitions

red up

Pittsburghese for "clean up".

"Hey yinz guys, I have to red up the house before heading dahntahn."

by SnaggPDX December 7, 2004

backdoor barf

n. A euphemism for having the shits, a.k.a. diarrhea.

"Ugh, my ass is sore from backdoor barfing all morning. I swear, if I have to wipe one more time my browneye will burst into flames."

by SnaggPDX November 15, 2005

Cheet

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"

by SnaggPDX December 8, 2004

britcom

A British sitcom. Some excellent examples of britcoms are Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Black Adder, AbFab, and (my personal favorite) Spaced.

"Did you hear that the britcom 'The Office' is coming out on DVD soon?"

by SnaggPDX November 28, 2004

Hog Lumps

A fictitious brand-name of pork scratchings (or pork rinds) named in the movie Shaun of the Dead. Goes well with a pint of beer; package is v. aerodynamic.

Ed: "Shaun! Hog Lumps!"
A packet of Hog Lumps hits Shaun in the face.

by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

lung candy

A cute little euphemism for having a cigarette.

"Jack stepped outside for some lung candy."

by SnaggPDX November 29, 2004

Mind Eraser

A bar drink consisting of equal parts vodka, Kahlua and either tonic water or club soda poured into a rocks glass in the order listed and served with a straw. The liquids stay semi-separated because of the differences in the specific gravity of each, and the drink is imbibed quickly through the straw so that the Kahlua chases the vodka and the soda chases the Kahlua. Extremely effective in curing what ails you, hence the name.

"We started out the night drinking Mind Erasers, and got munted very quickly."

by SnaggPDX December 10, 2004