molesterstache

An abbreviated form of molester moustache. Refers to the thinned-out hair clumpings grown by testosterone-challenged pedophiles and other shady sorts.
"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."
by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004
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ass basket

"Dammit, the cat shat outside the ass basket again!"
by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004
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backdoor barf

n. A euphemism for having the shits, a.k.a. diarrhea.
"Ugh, my ass is sore from backdoor barfing all morning. I swear, if I have to wipe one more time my browneye will burst into flames."
by SnaggPDX November 15, 2005
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WASPafarian

A sub-breed of the urban hippie species named for their Anglo-Saxon heritage and dreadlocked manes. Often seen traveling in small herds and can be spotted by the tell-tale markings of tie-dyed clothing and the overwhelming stench of patchouli. Approach with caution, unless carrying some form of either ganja or munchies.
"I would have loved the Phish concert if the venue wasn't full of WASPafarians."
by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004
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Hog Lumps

A fictitious brand-name of pork scratchings (or pork rinds) named in the movie Shaun of the Dead. Goes well with a pint of beer; package is v. aerodynamic.
Ed: "Shaun! Hog Lumps!"
A packet of Hog Lumps hits Shaun in the face.
by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004
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Mr. T starter kit

When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.
Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"
by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004
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britcom

A British sitcom. Some excellent examples of britcoms are Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Black Adder, AbFab, and (my personal favorite) Spaced.
"Did you hear that the britcom 'The Office' is coming out on DVD soon?"
by SnaggPDX November 28, 2004
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