SnaggPDX's definitions

WASPafarian

A sub-breed of the urban hippie species named for their Anglo-Saxon heritage and dreadlocked manes. Often seen traveling in small herds and can be spotted by the tell-tale markings of tie-dyed clothing and the overwhelming stench of patchouli. Approach with caution, unless carrying some form of either ganja or munchies.

"I would have loved the Phish concert if the venue wasn't full of WASPafarians."

by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

Mr. T starter kit

When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.

Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

shout at your shoes

A euphemism for throwing up on the floor, or just vomiting in general.

"Carl’s outside shouting at his shoes. I knew that last drink would put him over the edge."

by SnaggPDX December 17, 2004

flag hag

A non-gender specific term referring to an American that adorns the back of their vehicle (typically an SUV) with more US flags and yellow war ribbons than you can shake a stick at. More of a trend than of a real show of support for US troops.

"Would you look at the flag hag driving that Escalade? He can barely see out the back window."

by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004

ass basket

A kitty litter box. V. stinky.

"Dammit, the cat shat outside the ass basket again!"

by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004

red up

Pittsburghese for "clean up".

"Hey yinz guys, I have to red up the house before heading dahntahn."

by SnaggPDX December 7, 2004

Cheet

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"

by SnaggPDX December 8, 2004