"They dont mention that he would roll up the windows in the car and fart, with the heat up. While his family suffered, he would laugh.
Martin Loser King.
Just think people should know everything, before they give someone a day. I'm a comic with something to say. I think that's the difference.
Learnmedy. That's what I call it."
Martin Loser King.
Just think people should know everything, before they give someone a day. I'm a comic with something to say. I think that's the difference.
Learnmedy. That's what I call it."
by SmugSockMonkey June 07, 2006
"Dude, crank that up! I'm a creep. I'm a loser man! That song kicks ass! Radiohead sure pumps up my jam."
by SmugSockMonkey June 08, 2006
A person who works for an audio broadcasting system. Possibly Austrailian in origin. In a documentary starring ABBA (of all bands) an Austrailian man with a mike and a tape recorder (the size of an extra large breadbox) comes up to Bjorn, Sven or Svven or whatever the fuck his name is and says "I'm a radiohead. I was wondering if you can answer a few questions for our broadcast". Radiohead (the band) has nothing to do with Abba. The word was merely used in a documentary, so don't freak the fuck out. This was also long before Talking Heads, so I don't think they were the first to put 'radio' next to 'head' without a space.
I'm a radiohead. My job is to ask you about your inspriation for "Fernando" and what's up with all the white?
by SmugSockMonkey January 09, 2005
Believed to be Austrailian in origin. Equivalent of grossed out or disgusted. Possibly rooted in 'sqeamish'.
When feral boy's bladed boomerang cut off the bandit's bookkeeper's fingers it was rather squinchy squanchy.
Kangaroo burgers?! Squinchy squanchy!
Kangaroo burgers?! Squinchy squanchy!
by SmugSockMonkey January 10, 2005
Service industry related buttock chafing as a result of humid and hot conditions whilst waiting tables. Scientific documentation of waitress butt has yet to be proven, as females are less likely to discuss such an ailment.
Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
Add'l info: Bartenders don't get waiter butt, since they don't do as much walking. Sucks to be a waiter, eh?
"Have you seen Dave? He just got double sat."
"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."
"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.
"Waiter butt will do that to you."
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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"
"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
"I just saw him in the kitchen getting some corn starch."
"Oh, he's been walking like a duck all night.
"Waiter butt will do that to you."
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(snapping) "WAITER! Can we get some more free rolls?"
"I'm baking some in my ass (due to the heat of waiter butt). They'll be done in two minutes."
by SmugSockMonkey June 07, 2006
The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.
We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.
We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.
by SmugSockMonkey January 10, 2005
Referred to in Vanilla Ice's beatbox song, "Havin' a Roni," is a virgin, according to Ice himself. However, the term is used often in hip hop, and is short for "tenderoni," which is defined as a "sweet girl."
Then again, Vanilla Ice can make up some dumb shit.
Then again, Vanilla Ice can make up some dumb shit.
I knew the way she was swallowing the swan, she wasn't any roni.
That roni's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
That roni's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
by SmugSockMonkey January 10, 2005