"In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail." (crowd cheers) "Wow...wow...thank you. The Judge said it was gonna be a no frill thing and that is ridiculous, shes totally gonna get special treament. As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel like more comfortable in prison, the guards are gonna paint the bars to look like penises." (crowd "ooohhs" and laugh) "Is that?.....I think its wrong too, I just worry that she gonna break her teeth on those things." (even more "ooohhs" this time)
(Here are some of Sarah Silverman's ironic racist statements, usually delivered in a serious manner)
"Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believe it was the blacks."
"I was raped by a doctor, which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl."
"Everyone knows that the best time to get pregnant is when you're a black teenager."
"Nazis are assholes," (she repeats for added effect.) "They’re cute when they’re little. Why can’t they just stay small?…" (Her smile disappears) "But the Holocaust isn’t always funny. And I will tell you something that I truly believe: That if black people were in Germany during World War II, the Holocaust would have never happened." (She pauses) "Or, not to Jews…"
"I love you like puertorrican need a bath."
Over-rated and stupid. Makes Jews and women look bad.
Made a stupid viral music video claiming to have f***ed Matt Damon, a video that made stupid college students parody the song.
Is the host of the Independent Spirit Awards and makes an awful job of it
Is Carlos Mencia's female counterpart, as they both suck immensely.
Makes Dane Cook look like George Carlin.
Has a stupid Comedy Central show called Sarah Silverman Program. Often described as "edgy comedy".
Career highlight: playing the whiny girlfriend of Mike White's character in School of Rock, the first role of hers where I didn't hate it.
She has no other career highlights worth noting.
Avoid at all costs.
"No she's a douchebag."
...cold Sarah Silverman