Slammer's definitions

bombshell

(n)
1. A revelation that that registers upmost surprise due to its randomness and unbelievability.

2. Unexplained absence without due notice.

1. Me "How's this for a bombshell- I fucked that old battler last night after everyone lashed"

You "dooooooooooo bang!"

2. Me "you coming to work tomorrow"
You "nah, i might bomshell that shift in the morning"
Me "doooooooooo bang!"

by Slammer March 11, 2005

gukkums

An exclamation conveying disgust. Probably derived from 'goo' and/or 'gooey'.

You've got a squished rotten banana on your hands. Gukkums!

by slammer June 15, 2004

penis plater

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

rattler

Any old and dodgy ass automobile with fucked-up sounds emanating from it due to its mechanical dramas.

That fucking rattler battles. Get it the fuck outa my driveway before I shit myself.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

red terror

The greatest footballer currently playing the game: Justin Leppitsch of the brisbane lions- incidently, the greatest team of all time. The red terror is Domination personified.

That's another touch for the Red Terror!!

by Slammer May 10, 2004

battler

1. A person (esp. male) who struggles in any particular situation/field of expertise. Usually a dodgy, dirty cunt also.
2. An unsuccessful minger.

Fuck that Pip Edwards is a battler. He should be shot.

by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

Dirty Ride

When you have anal sex with a person that hasn't wiped thier ass properly

Gee it wasn't much fun having a dirty ride with DJ Flash Gordon!

by Slammer July 5, 2004