The fashionable, attractive set of women that frequent bars and clubs to be admired and ogled at. Usually very hard to talk to.
"Dude you should go hit on her, she's banging."
"No way dude, she's a member of the clitterati -- I'll wait till I'm rich or famous."
A particular stretch of road/highway that is so often clogged it makes you want to commit suicide whenever you drive on it.
"We should walk there. At this time of night Lafayette street is a suicideway."
An insatiable and overpowering sense of hunger one gets after a few hours of drinking.
"Dan was so powered by the drunchies that he found a Dominos obscured in complete darkness."
When one needs to break up their current activity for the sole purpose of defecation.
"Dude, we gotta stop this jog and find some bushes for a shitstop. I got a growler the size and temper of grandma coming."
A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties.
"Dude you were up there for twenty minutes!" "I know, she's a total czartender."
A physically weak teen/man who closely resembles a dweeb, but is constantly trying to be cooler than he is. Doinks don't have to be smart or computer-savvy, but must always be a a harmless loser. Much more endearing than tools.
"Did you see Superbad? That McLovin is such a lovable doink."
1. A second, mysterious reappearance of sweat after it was thought to be defeated.
"Damn it, even after that 20 minute shower I'm getting a sweaturrection because of this damn suit!"