Seth's definitions

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

bookaki

grosse ass porn when guys shoot there load all over the girls face and she ends up smelling like old goat cheese

that girl stinks i bet she just got done with a bookaki shot

by seth October 20, 2003

gimped

"messed up", "broken",

"that is gimped of you to cheat in pool"

by seth November 17, 2003

TKE

Acronym for Tau Kappa Epsilon, the best fraternity in the fucking world.

Some Kid: TKE is awsome!
Me: Then rush.

by Seth May 13, 2005

YANKEES

The greatest franchise in the history of pro sports....

26 world championships

by Seth December 2, 2004

Success

not sucking

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants

by seth November 22, 2003

chotchkies

The restaurant from Office Space where employees have to have a minimum of 15 pieces of flair.

"Hey guys wanna go to Chotchkies get some coffee?"

by seth February 10, 2004