Seth's definitions

YANKEES

The greatest franchise in the history of pro sports....

26 world championships

by Seth December 2, 2004

Success

not sucking

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants

by seth November 22, 2003

quAzzi-gay

boys named kev and fern together masturbating..but only semi..

kev and fern together masturbating..like the defination..DUH

by Seth April 11, 2005

Suds

One of the original internet gurus.

I didn't know how to reset the password, so I called Suds and he had it fixed in three minutes flat over the phone. Last time I call tech support!

by Seth June 5, 2003

kitty dance

Where one gets on all 4's(knees & hands), rubs up on somebody's leg, and meows like a cat.

"John, you should do the kitty dance!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

bonination

It's when you bone two or more (usually three) of the hottest babes you know, at the same time. A few rules apply
1) You must know or have met all the babes
2) They must be hot as fuck
3) A sum of money may be involved to stimulate their participation
4) Video equipment may be utilized for future benification
5) You must literally bone every babe, all at once, for it to be true bonination
6) All the babes must get with eachother too

Hombre 1: So yesterday I achieved bonination
Hombre 2: No way, with who?
Hombre 1: my girlfriend Kat, Liz, and Joy, that chick who works at that mexican resteraunt

by Seth March 8, 2004

blizog

A blog with great power; an excellent blog.

Here's the url to that guy's blizog. Man, that fucker can write!

by Seth May 2, 2004