Sean's definitions

satori

best whell company ever.

satori is sweet and so is humboldt county. go tigers.

by Sean February 25, 2005

Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon

"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."

by sean December 1, 2003

Ragnarok

The act of penile/anal sexual penetration.

Sam: Hey Sean, what's up?
Sean: Dude, seriously, don't open the door, we're performing ragnarok!
Sam: BUTTSEX!

by Sean March 8, 2005

nasty

fucked up

man you nasty as fuck

by sean February 5, 2004

af1

ghetti slang for air force ones

i got my new af1'z airbrushed

by sean May 28, 2003

Shart

v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart

I accidentally sharted myself.

Did I get some shart on you?

by Sean September 10, 2004

p3n0r

A penis that is smaller then two inches.

That chic's got a penor.

by Sean August 21, 2003