Satandog's definitions

Furry Plums

Quite literally The Dog's Bollocks!

Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?

by Satandog August 28, 2006

Puffa Puffa Face

Defining feature of an inbred Chav mostly from Essex or a remote hellhole like North Prospect (Swilly) in Plymouth with distinctive slitty, puffy inbred eyes. Their dad is their uncle is their first cousin etc. Half way to being a Tard.

"Did that Chav over there get the shit beat out of him?"
"Nope, that's one bad inbred Puffa Puffa Face motherfucker".

by Satandog April 2, 2006

Shag Palace

Impressive pad that a single guy - or a rich and sneaky married dude - can whisk a panting paick-up back to for a bit of the old in out in out. Typically has some impressive "views", a fridge full of champagne and no evidence of any priors.

Dave's fucking loaded. He's got a shag palace downtown and fucks like a rabbit there every Friday when he's not at home...with his family.

by Satandog March 7, 2006

Empty a Leg

v. Expression used by rough older British blokes to describe taking a really big piss when they've not been to the bathroom for a while.

"Dave - hold on a second. If I don't Empty a Leg right now I'm gonna piss myself!".
"No worries, mate."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Crappers

British Navy slang for being incredibly drunk.

"I woke up with the Captain's wife this morning"
"You must have been completely Crappers last night"

by Satandog March 30, 2006

dockyard oyster

Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.

Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!

by Satandog February 2, 2006

Whoring the Def

Jumping into UD Talk, usually as a n00b, and bugging the shit out of people to Accept / Thumb Up your def. Duller than dull, but sadly no longer a feature of life here since Aaron took Talk off-line after a nasty vermin infestation from "Up North".

"If anyone see this def I wrote - "Mexican Anteater Carl Flambe" - would you guys, like, vote for it? It totally cracks me and my buddy up".

No, Paul, that's Whoring the Def. Ta ta.

by Satandog August 29, 2006