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Metallica

An adult contemporary musical ensemble who, rumor has it, used to play metal.
Cliff Burton would not be pleased with the current incarnation of Metallica.
by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007
mugGet the Metallicamug.

Virginia

A formerly southern state that sometimes likes to pretend it still is.

Contains a lot of invented nostalgia felt in a superficial way by people who were never part of the old culture.
Virginia is still a southern state the way a girl who takes it up the ass is still a virgin.
by Sam is a Dick October 3, 2007
mugGet the Virginiamug.

drug free zone

Usually the place in town with the most drugs.
Man I'm all out of the good stuff, I'd better head to the drug free zone.
by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007
mugGet the drug free zonemug.

Manbearpig

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.
by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007
mugGet the Manbearpigmug.

WoWverdose

The result of playing too much WoW in a single sitting.

Symptoms include:

Eye strain
Pale comlexion
Cold clammy skin
Jitters
Weight loss or gain
Unwashed smell
Lack of any kind of social life
I had a WoWverdose over the weekend, I need to detox.
by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2007
mugGet the WoWverdosemug.

sheepshagger

A Scotsman, so named due to the rural nature of the traditional Scottish economy and the predominance of sheep herding.
That William Wallace was a sheepshagger if ever I saw one.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.
by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006
mugGet the sheepshaggermug.

walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.
Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.
by Sam is a Dick May 23, 2007
mugGet the walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.mug.

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