Sam is a Dick's definitions

whig party

A party held by white high-school kids in the affluent suburbs where they listen to the latest rap CDs and try desperately to be black.

In this case whig is short for whigger.

Two black guys showing up for fifteen minutes before leaving because it's lame does not change the fact that it's a whig party.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006

STUD

Strong Teen Using Democracy

Mark Foley enjoys spending time with young STUDs.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

Manbearpig

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

WoWverdose

The result of playing too much WoW in a single sitting.

Symptoms include:

Eye strain
Pale comlexion
Cold clammy skin
Jitters
Weight loss or gain
Unwashed smell
Lack of any kind of social life

I had a WoWverdose over the weekend, I need to detox.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2007

Dhimmicrat

A term made up by right-wing liars to refer to anyone who doesn't want to put Muslims into extermination camps. See: most Americans.

We'd have already won the war on ragheads if the fucking Dhimmicrats didn't somehow think that it was "self evident" that "all men are created equal."

by Sam is a Dick November 2, 2006

sheepshagger

A Scotsman, so named due to the rural nature of the traditional Scottish economy and the predominance of sheep herding.

That William Wallace was a sheepshagger if ever I saw one.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.

by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006

child pornography

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Thanks to child pornography I made CEO faster than anyone in company history.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007