Sam is a Dick's definitions

Muff College

A small college in Northampton, MA where muff is everyone's favorite food.

Don't bother talking to that girl, she goes to Muff College.

by Sam is a Dick February 3, 2007

sheepshagger

A Scotsman, so named due to the rural nature of the traditional Scottish economy and the predominance of sheep herding.

That William Wallace was a sheepshagger if ever I saw one.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.

by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006

WoWverdose

The result of playing too much WoW in a single sitting.

Symptoms include:

Eye strain
Pale comlexion
Cold clammy skin
Jitters
Weight loss or gain
Unwashed smell
Lack of any kind of social life

I had a WoWverdose over the weekend, I need to detox.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2007

Manbearpig

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

Metallica

An adult contemporary musical ensemble who, rumor has it, used to play metal.

Cliff Burton would not be pleased with the current incarnation of Metallica.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007

drug free zone

Usually the place in town with the most drugs.

Man I'm all out of the good stuff, I'd better head to the drug free zone.

by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

rice fever

A hardon for Asians. This is a common affliction among white guys.

The Beatles were a great rock group til John caught the rice fever and it was all over.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006