Sam is a Dick's definitions
by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007

A formerly southern state that sometimes likes to pretend it still is.
Contains a lot of invented nostalgia felt in a superficial way by people who were never part of the old culture.
Contains a lot of invented nostalgia felt in a superficial way by people who were never part of the old culture.
by Sam is a Dick October 3, 2007

by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.
by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

The result of playing too much WoW in a single sitting.
Symptoms include:
Eye strain
Pale comlexion
Cold clammy skin
Jitters
Weight loss or gain
Unwashed smell
Lack of any kind of social life
Symptoms include:
Eye strain
Pale comlexion
Cold clammy skin
Jitters
Weight loss or gain
Unwashed smell
Lack of any kind of social life
by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2007

A Scotsman, so named due to the rural nature of the traditional Scottish economy and the predominance of sheep herding.
That William Wallace was a sheepshagger if ever I saw one.
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.
by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.
Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.
by Sam is a Dick May 23, 2007
