Ron's definitions

smut

a girl who will do any sexual activities with any male.

Keneesha was just fuckin with Troy,Hov, and Mark last week. I told you she was a smut.

by Ron March 11, 2003

cumdrunk

a person who has gorged themselves on ball-juice.

After eight hours on the street the "working girl" suddenly realized that she was quite cumdrunk.

by ron July 8, 2003

PHILMEN

Philip is the man. TO be used when pooping. Yes it stimulates the bowls.

I am dropping a philmen.
or
Philmen...Now i need to poop so leave.

by Ron November 21, 2004

kebab

1. Obscure meat product in pitta bread, accompanied by salad and chilli

2. Female Genitalia


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Staple diet of pissheads

by Ron May 17, 2003

fuzzy lumpkin

a small fistable monkey

my monkey

by ron August 24, 2003

chiv

A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.

The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.

Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.

A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.

Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.

There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.

by Ron April 27, 2004

Tallyho

1. noun A woman of ill-repute who is the objet d'amor of a tallywhacker.

2. interjection. What a man yells to his tallywhacker when he sees #1 above.

1. Hey Ron, let's go down to the zone and pick up a tallyho.

2. TALLYHO!!!

by Ron April 1, 2004