Ron's definitions

penisleech

one who sucks much penis

philip, you're the biggest penisleech i have ever seen.

by ron May 22, 2003

friendster

the website myspace replaced.

fuck friendster. join myspace!

by ron June 11, 2006

beaver cough

n. A flatulant like expulsion of air from the Vagina. Usually, and hopefully, odorless, the beaver cough is caused by air being trapped in the Vagina by the vacuum created when penetration occurs during intercourse.

The other night when I was slam - fucking Michelle, I pulled out to nut on her face when I heard a beaver cough.

by Ron May 10, 2006

Mullet

Anyone who does something really lamely,as though they were retarded.

Andruw Jones is the mullet playing center for the Braves,oh look,he dropped another one.

by Ron November 18, 2006

Rusty Rose

The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.

What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.

by Ron November 26, 2003

stella artois

reassuringly expensive

by Ron May 17, 2003

gumping

The act of being tied up by someone and them then unleashing their gimp on you for a serious humping.

we picked up some boys and took em home and gumped em

I'm gonna give that slut a cruel gumping

by Ron April 22, 2004