Ron's definitions

Lort

An ignorant fuck. Usually referring to a person from Europe who thinks they know American culture by watching our media.
or
Someone who views Americans of all races as inferior and bastardized in language and culture.
This word has become more popular since after 9/11.

See that French lort over there.

by Ron June 6, 2003

kebab

1. Obscure meat product in pitta bread, accompanied by salad and chilli

2. Female Genitalia


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Staple diet of pissheads

by Ron May 17, 2003

O'Hara

lotsa whores there...better than BONER bonner guys are too busy bein an alterboy for pedophile priests and get buttraped

I go to o'hara not fagass bonner

by ron June 24, 2004

PHILMEN

Philip is the man. TO be used when pooping. Yes it stimulates the bowls.

I am dropping a philmen.
or
Philmen...Now i need to poop so leave.

by Ron November 21, 2004

McDoanlds

McDonalds is doing it's part to offer each and evey customer new choices to fit their lifestyle. It is ever growing, changing, evolving into what fits the customers needs the best, while still offering the classic tastes our customers demand and love.

Mcdoanlds is you, you make McDonalds.

by Ron December 11, 2004

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007

shiznackle

antonym for nothing, synonym for shit, stuff, anything

Ron threw his shiznackle at Steve but missed and hit his Teg' :(

by Ron November 24, 2003