Ron's definitions

CCL

Acronym for "couldn't care less". Describes an issue that is so unimportant that it is not worth pursuing or discussing further; see whatever.

John: This is a bug.
Harriet: No, it's a feature. I can explain to you for three hours why it's like that.
John: CCL. Whatever.

by Ron April 10, 2003

Tallyho

1. noun A woman of ill-repute who is the objet d'amor of a tallywhacker.

2. interjection. What a man yells to his tallywhacker when he sees #1 above.

1. Hey Ron, let's go down to the zone and pick up a tallyho.

2. TALLYHO!!!

by Ron April 1, 2004

Rusty Rose

The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.

What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.

by Ron November 26, 2003

Mullet

Anyone who does something really lamely,as though they were retarded.

Andruw Jones is the mullet playing center for the Braves,oh look,he dropped another one.

by Ron November 18, 2006

Zertuche

Usually refering to a girl of the "Domo Arigota Mr.Roboto" orgin, enjoys moonwalking in her physiology class. Procrastinator at best, especially when it comes to presenting the "Tay Sach's Disease presentation". Has an akward taste in music and shares a turst for blood. Enjoys calling others girly-man when deep inside she is FAT.. :)

Guy #1 : Damn dude you're such a Zertuche...

Guy #2 : Am... Not!!

by Ron April 4, 2005

tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

by Ron April 1, 2004

static HTML bitch

The lowest kind of developer; someone who knows barely enough HTML to create simple tables and forms.

The lowest kind of developer is a web developer, and the lowest kind of web developer is a static HTML bitch.

by Ron January 24, 2003