Robbie's definitions

the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

by Robbie May 5, 2004

bleemahndi

A term gargled out in amidst suspense

Billy: dude! did you see that guys head...it got chopped off!

Tim: bleemahndi!

by Robbie July 24, 2004

figger

A gay black person. Also known as the janitor at the YMCA.

Don't let figgers near BBQ or else they might try and toss your salad.

by Robbie June 4, 2004

ice breaker

something which can break the ice, i.e. something to focus on to start a conversation, in order to prevent any awkwardness in a social situation

I really loved that girl's feet, they were so hot, so in order to keep looking at that beautiful sight, I figured a good ice breaker would be the tattoo she had around her ankle.

hmmmm....wonder if she ever suspected what I was REALLY interested in....? :)

by Robbie June 24, 2007

hard up

desperate or deprived

I was a sad case a few years ago, until I met lovely Sandra. :)

in those days I was so hard up that one time, I almost did it with a girl who got a ticket for streetwalking - without a leash!

by Robbie January 12, 2004

mison

The same definition as 'Bison' except larger, but not quite as large as 'Zison'.

My Cock is Bison.
My Ego is Mison.
Your fanny is Zison.

by Robbie May 13, 2004

hussy

A chick who does everything you say..

That bitch does all my work.. and lets me prok her whenever i want.

by robbie September 30, 2003