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the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.
Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
by Robbie May 5, 2004
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penalty box

the rear cargo area of an SUV or van that can hold extra passengers.

so named for being usually cramped and uncomfortable to ride in.
I'm glad Steve gave us a lift into town, even though we got stuck in the penalty box.
by Robbie November 14, 2004
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superbulous

beyond super AND fabulous...it's SUPERBULOUS!
Those pants are SUPERBULOUS!
I had a superbulous day.
My you have a superbulous rack.
Mmmmmm...this margarita is superbulous.
by Robbie May 4, 2004
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hussy

That bitch does all my work.. and lets me prok her whenever i want.
by robbie September 30, 2003
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mison

The same definition as 'Bison' except larger, but not quite as large as 'Zison'.
My Cock is Bison.
My Ego is Mison.
Your fanny is Zison.
by Robbie May 13, 2004
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Glassbitch

One that could be broken over your knee, a person that you strongly dislike, "hate".
You fucking glassbitch I am going to kill you.
by Robbie March 2, 2004
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Jewberg

An insult for a jew just like kyke and jewbag. Comes for the beginning of "jew"-ish and the ending of the most common jewish last name, stein-"berg"
That jew won't lend me a quarter. That fucking jewberg can run into a wall with a boner and break his nose.
by robbie January 31, 2005
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