Robbie's definitions

Chewed Gum

When you take your ballsack and grab all the excess sack and mush it together so it looks like chewed gum.

jesuswuzANAL ien (11:07:52 PM): want my chewed gum?
Dragonflies197 (11:08:00 PM): nah, i'm chewing on my own

by Robbie December 6, 2003

shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

by Robbie February 15, 2005

badonkadonk

a ghetto Butt.

Look at her badonkadonk!

by Robbie June 3, 2004

AVG

Asian Valley Girl. High maintenance chick who makes either her boyfriend or other dudes do all her shit for her. AVG's like to attack and fight with other AVG's. Kinda like a queen bee but worse cause she's asian and she's from the valley.

Origin: Hawaii.

"Whoa! Check out that girl, she's hot!"
"Dude she may be hot but an AVG like that will step all over your sorry ass."

by robbie February 16, 2005

the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

by Robbie May 5, 2004

mison

The same definition as 'Bison' except larger, but not quite as large as 'Zison'.

My Cock is Bison.
My Ego is Mison.
Your fanny is Zison.

by Robbie May 13, 2004

hussy

A chick who does everything you say..

That bitch does all my work.. and lets me prok her whenever i want.

by robbie September 30, 2003