Robbie's definitions

OEM

Original Equipment Manufacturer.

OEM software is what you get "bundled in" free when you buy a computer. It might include Windows, some complete older programs, "taster" versions of new programs, etc.

OEM stuff is unsupported and comes without manuals or any kind of help. It's a free gift, take it or leave it.

Buying second-hand OEM software can get you a real bargain, as long as you know enough to get by without the manual or support.

When I bought my new computer, they gave me five OEM programs free.

by Robbie August 26, 2004

figger

A gay black person. Also known as the janitor at the YMCA.

Don't let figgers near BBQ or else they might try and toss your salad.

by Robbie June 4, 2004

mison

The same definition as 'Bison' except larger, but not quite as large as 'Zison'.

My Cock is Bison.
My Ego is Mison.
Your fanny is Zison.

by Robbie May 13, 2004

hussy

A chick who does everything you say..

That bitch does all my work.. and lets me prok her whenever i want.

by robbie September 30, 2003

hard up

desperate or deprived

I was a sad case a few years ago, until I met lovely Sandra. :)

in those days I was so hard up that one time, I almost did it with a girl who got a ticket for streetwalking - without a leash!

by Robbie January 12, 2004

ice breaker

something which can break the ice, i.e. something to focus on to start a conversation, in order to prevent any awkwardness in a social situation

I really loved that girl's feet, they were so hot, so in order to keep looking at that beautiful sight, I figured a good ice breaker would be the tattoo she had around her ankle.

hmmmm....wonder if she ever suspected what I was REALLY interested in....? :)

by Robbie June 24, 2007

musculine

combination of masculine and muscular. used to describe someone of a homosexual background.

NOT FLAMBOYANT or "A QUEEN!!"

by robbie April 11, 2005