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Slothliness 

1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.
Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

slothslider 

slothslider is the devil slide on a stripping pole by slothsdaughter....sloth from the goonies daughter...she will try to define all slides to her..but only 1 this slothslider fits the mold the slothsdaughter
Kate hudson is THE slothslider
slothslider by whatisthatman? September 21, 2011

SLOTHLETE 

Sally worksout during the week and then goes on a drinking binge all weekend. She goes from athlete to slothlete.
SLOTHLETE by KCMcPeterkin April 29, 2004

sethlikesmanga 

a sexy cute buff hot smart guy who everyone loves
omg is that sethlikesmanga he is so cute 😍😍
When you crap in your hand and smear it on someones face hwen their sleeping. You can also give them a teabag or arabian goggles
ben was being a bitch so hwen he was sleeping i had diarreah and gave him the worst slothie of his life!!!
slothie by lil dreidel December 10, 2004

Slothiness 

to be attached to; and or cling on another as if they were a branch
Did you see Connie's slothiness last night? she was all over Bobby like she was clinging to a limb for dear life.
Slothiness by adhjskadhkahjkda March 14, 2011