Robbie's definitions

hard up

desperate or deprived

I was a sad case a few years ago, until I met lovely Sandra. :)

in those days I was so hard up that one time, I almost did it with a girl who got a ticket for streetwalking - without a leash!

by Robbie January 12, 2004

Hoobastank

A single spike of hair in the center of someones head with the rest of the head shaved. Similar to liberty spikes (a type of mohalk) but with only one spike in the middle.

Looks similar to a con head hair stlye.

by Robbie June 3, 2004

wicket

1. The mis-spelled version of "wicked"
2. A booth where you get a ticket

"It's 'wicked', not 'wicket' you putz. Learn how to spell"

by Robbie July 18, 2004

secretary spread

the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.

"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."

by Robbie February 19, 2004

Heartogram

The symbol of love and rock. Rock music that is. The symbol of love rock combined. also known as the love metal.

The heartogram poster is on my wall

by Robbie June 3, 2004

Tingting

Happy little Chinese girl that aspires to be a ninja. Often seen with Robbies.

Hey look, it's Tingting, and she has Robbie on a leash!

by Robbie April 10, 2005

PeaPoppin' Fatt Daddy

A old greasey drug lord from Da Bronx. Mostly found today in Wal-Mart searching for new small children to take away in his purple pimp-mobile. When the little kids go home with him they all play Twister Blindfolded. And the "PeaPoppin' Fatt Daddy" spins the arrow. Also Likes it up the Butt.

1.The old black man I saw at Wal-Mart trying to grab me, was most certainly a PeaPoppin' Fatt Daddy.

by Robbie February 5, 2003