Robbie's definitions

musculine

combination of masculine and muscular. used to describe someone of a homosexual background.

NOT FLAMBOYANT or "A QUEEN!!"

by robbie April 11, 2005

Furanatrisexual

A person with sexual attachment to Males, Females, Shims, Animals and furniture.

"Dude Jon is a furanatrisexual, of course he likes your dog."

by Robbie August 15, 2006

mffffffff

one lucky guy having sex with many many hot chicks m=male/man and f=female/woman thus m+fffffff = one guy and seven hot chicks having sex at the same time. The single lucky guy is the center of atention

I was so lucky to have a mfffffff last night!

by Robbie June 3, 2004

pantyhose jungle

the sight of numerous pairs of pantyhose belonging to a resident female that are left hanging around, either to dry or just to air out.
this occurs mostly on the shower curtain rod in the main bathroom of the house, thus resembling a jungle.

when I first moved in with Shirley, one of the first things I had to get used to was constantly having a pantyhose jungle in my presence every time I had to use the bathroom....and I dared not complain about it either! :)

by Robbie November 15, 2007

the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

by Robbie May 5, 2004

six-figga nigga

Someone that makes a six-figure salary. Can be related to drugs, or a legitimate business.

He's rollin' in cash. He's a six-figga nigga.

by Robbie October 24, 2004

shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

by Robbie February 15, 2005