Robbie's definitions

Chewed Gum

When you take your ballsack and grab all the excess sack and mush it together so it looks like chewed gum.

jesuswuzANAL ien (11:07:52 PM): want my chewed gum?
Dragonflies197 (11:08:00 PM): nah, i'm chewing on my own

by Robbie December 6, 2003

six-figga nigga

Someone that makes a six-figure salary. Can be related to drugs, or a legitimate business.

He's rollin' in cash. He's a six-figga nigga.

by Robbie October 24, 2004

AVG

Asian Valley Girl. High maintenance chick who makes either her boyfriend or other dudes do all her shit for her. AVG's like to attack and fight with other AVG's. Kinda like a queen bee but worse cause she's asian and she's from the valley.

Origin: Hawaii.

"Whoa! Check out that girl, she's hot!"
"Dude she may be hot but an AVG like that will step all over your sorry ass."

by robbie February 16, 2005

fizzback

After rapid consumption of continental strengh fizzy lager the fizzback is a very real possibilty. The victim is suddenly overwhelmed by a sudden urge to chunder, which leaves no room for tactical evacuation. Luckily for the victim the chunder is gas based and can be easily passed off as a mere fizzback rather than a more socially unaceptabble public vomitting. But, be warned, if the fizzback is stifled by covering the mouth, it will escape from the nearest orrifice, most usually the nostrils, but in extreme circumstances the eyeballs.

Hours after arriving in The Dam a giddy Colonel was overcome by nasal fizzback after coming unstuck in a particularly brutal drinking session

by Robbie February 26, 2005

shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

by Robbie February 15, 2005

titsup

A command to a female when you want
titty sex.

I said "titsup" to Jane and got my
trouser snake ready.

by Robbie May 18, 2003

pierre de gaulle

(v.) to pierre de gaulle - after intercourse, the male removes the used condom (still containing semen and vaginal fluids) and proceeds to slap the female with it. As with all other European greetings, the condom must be used to slap both cheeks as the male shouts "Vive La France."

Did you hear Griff learned several sexual moves while studying abroad in France?

Yeah, I heard he brought back the Pierre de Gaulle and used that shit on Karen M. Turns out, she had an allergic reaction to the latex and got a huge rash on each cheek...VIVE LA FRANCE.

by Robbie July 28, 2008