Robbie's definitions

djsgc

A stud muffin, a horny guy, a tart, a great lover see also pervert

My god hes a bit of a djsgc

by Robbie July 23, 2003

secretary spread

the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.

"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."

by Robbie February 19, 2004

Hoobastank

A single spike of hair in the center of someones head with the rest of the head shaved. Similar to liberty spikes (a type of mohalk) but with only one spike in the middle.

Looks similar to a con head hair stlye.

by Robbie June 3, 2004

sellout

A band who changes their music to include more poppy parts, to gain popularity. Often confused with "getting famous", "getting better sound" and "writing less heavy music".

Prime example - lostprophets (re-releasing an album that was only 2 years old, to make it more 'accessible')

Bad examples: blink 182 (just got a better sound) incubus (got old and wrote more chilled music) and tool (just became popular without changing anything)

by robbie September 13, 2003

wicket

1. The mis-spelled version of "wicked"
2. A booth where you get a ticket

"It's 'wicked', not 'wicket' you putz. Learn how to spell"

by Robbie July 18, 2004

shitwig

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

by Robbie February 15, 2005

Chikamunga

The leader chicken in a group of chickens. The dominant chicken in a group of Chickens.

That chicken in the corner of the room is the Chikamunga of the group.

by Robbie June 3, 2004