Robbie's definitions
by Robbie July 23, 2003
Get the djsgcmug. by Robbie June 3, 2004
Get the flookinhimermug. the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.
Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?
Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
by Robbie May 5, 2004
Get the the masseymug. A young man who decides to be a fag by touching other boys lunch boxes, when they them selves have forgoten their own lunch boxes. Not only do they have a craving for other boys lunch, but they also like it up the butt by Senior'o Fagmeisters.
by Robbie February 10, 2003
Get the Bebopin' Gay Sacmug. One of the best singer/song writers of the 20th century... best known for Margaritaville and Cheeseburger in Paradice
Dumb fuckers type Jimmy Buffet... two t's you stupid ass "big fans"
Dumb fuckers type Jimmy Buffet... two t's you stupid ass "big fans"
by Robbie June 8, 2004
Get the Jimmy Buffettmug. all of the women that a guy has had sexual relations with -any type of sex, be it traditional intercourse, oral, anal, and even kinky stuff which provides sexual arousal and gratification (such as footjob, titty fucking etc.)
"if you include the handjob that Susie gave me when we were in the 5th grade, and the pantyhose rubdown that Glenda gave me last night, I'd say my jizz list has to be over the 30 mark by now."
by Robbie December 20, 2005
Get the jizz listmug. 