R's definitions

scorpion

anything given to you by someone that hates you.

"Looks like that bitch gave you a scorpion."

by R March 10, 2004

pimp cup

A dimaond encrusted chalis. Plastic ones available, though not for drinking.

If you drink from a plastic pimp cup you will die.

by R August 19, 2004

shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

by r October 3, 2004

hoochie coochie booty

a booty that's hoochie on the outside and coochie on the inside

I want some of that hoochie coochie booty.

by r October 12, 2003

puff daddy

The name of a popular childrens cereal.
NOW with chocolate P-Diddys!!!!

Damn this bowl of Puff Daddy sure is good, now that there's some P-Diddys in it, its GRRRREAT!

by R May 13, 2005

revolution

keeps things healthy
stand up for your rights!

what we need

by R March 2, 2004

Saint-amour

It's the ultimate in economical eating.

Nearly starving to death, the vagrant used his last bit of charity change to buy a Saint-Amour sandwich, and a side of soup at the corner deli.

by R January 27, 2005