R's definitions

shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

by r October 3, 2004

hoochie coochie booty

a booty that's hoochie on the outside and coochie on the inside

I want some of that hoochie coochie booty.

by r October 12, 2003

tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

urbandictionary

A dotcom blog where correct spelling is optional, even while calling others stupidddd.

Someone who has risen to the position of President of the United States of America called stupid by people that can't spell.

by r November 1, 2006

jap scrap

same thing as a rice burner only its's worth alot less.

That busted old rice burner is a peice of Jap scrap

by r May 20, 2004

lemming

A group of small rodents, famous for mass migrations where huge numbers of them will move from place to place, sometimes ending in all of them drowning.

In the game "Lemmings", if you're not careful, all the lemmings will walk right off the cliff and go Splat or drown.

by R September 4, 2003

LU3

The third Luton postcode

Lets all go to LU3...

by R May 8, 2005