R's definitions

shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

by r October 3, 2004

hoochie coochie booty

a booty that's hoochie on the outside and coochie on the inside

I want some of that hoochie coochie booty.

by r October 12, 2003

tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

revolution

keeps things healthy
stand up for your rights!

what we need

by R March 2, 2004

Saint-amour

It's the ultimate in economical eating.

Nearly starving to death, the vagrant used his last bit of charity change to buy a Saint-Amour sandwich, and a side of soup at the corner deli.

by R January 27, 2005

co-op rob

A baller a hell of a guy usually a ladies man, rides around in large SUV, and luxury cars ranging from Mercedes to Bentleys.

Yo co-op rob is ballin that fool is Team Baurtwelled up

by r November 11, 2004

blog

Yet another way to get a page up on the internet for free. People visit their own blog every minute to check for activity.

Blogger: I check my blog's hit counter every minute

Standard person: Uhuh and how many visits to your blog?

Blogger: OMG WTF 1440 hits today!!!! w00t!!

Standard person: 60*24 = 1440

Blogger signed off at 4:56 PM

by R April 26, 2006