Qwerty's definitions

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004

420

mny favorite day of the year. 4-20 is cop code for weed posession so us stoners used it to our advantage :)

4 20 today woot! im gunna go hotbox my car.

by Qwerty April 20, 2004

Civil Air Patrol

A political disaster that is similar to boy scouts but actualy gives over zeluos adults rank and control over their children and their childs peers.

Many a ambitious cadets CAP career was destroyed by a fat peice of shit parent.

oh and god help me if they ever look for me.

"I will promote you after my son is promoted"

by qwerty December 24, 2004

yahwe

Basically "yo".

Yahwe, trust me blood, thez Don in the place now blood, doninnit!

by Qwerty September 7, 2003

Tony Blair

Tony Blair is a discrace to our country. He has his head too far up Bush\'s arse, he sent us to a war based on lies and with the terroism laws (prison without trial) we are now closer than ever to having secret police. Also blair ivors is a bit like Tony Blair.

Tony Blair is a discrace to our country and should be shot.

by qwerty April 26, 2005

Lil' Bow Wow

Some little shit-stain who is trying to get as much attention as the bigger shit-stains in the rap industry

Lil' Bow Wow looks just like and is the size of my turd in the tiolet

by Qwerty March 19, 2004

papa bear

Used in reference to somebody of great authority or of a greater social rank than you.

A wordblazed outword gang lockin' lo' down the back street of a grubby estate:

Timothy: Whaddup, papa bear?
Kieth (an individual of greater authority): Not much.

by Qwerty October 9, 2003