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a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)
the god of contradictions sure is hairy
by Qwerty March 25, 2004
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David Blair Ivors has green teeth and licks his mums pussy and anus every day.
David Blair Ivors's Mum has a bucket bum. She sucks dick yum yum yum.
by Qwerty April 20, 2005
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1) Awarded to the mengiest person alive.
2) Somebody who bears a significant amount of meng about them
1) And the annual Man Of Meng award goes to... Wazim! You are the man of meng! Well done (or hard luck, whichever way you wish to take it doninnit!)
2) Eugh, Baz, you are the Man Of Meng!
by Qwerty October 23, 2003
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mny favorite day of the year. 4-20 is cop code for weed posession so us stoners used it to our advantage :)
4 20 today woot! im gunna go hotbox my car.
by Qwerty April 21, 2004
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a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.
: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.
by Qwerty April 20, 2004
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1/10 of an ounce of a drug.
a dime bag o' weed.
by Qwerty April 17, 2004
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"A person located on the right-wing of the political spectrum, and something that I'm glad I am. Most voted for George W. Bush (or Bush), and helped him win his 2nd term to the Presidency.
Oh yeah, before I forget, Republicans DO NOT only represent the rich; I voted for him and I'm only MIDDLE class. Plus, the majority of the friends I have, including most of the lower class ones, voted for George Bush. Why would they vote Republican and be one if the Grand Old Party only benefitted the wealthy? Exactly...liberal credibility: out the window!
Source: Straight from E-ville, Apr 16, 2005"
You ask, why would middle and lower class people vote for George Bush? Because they are morons.

If you're rich and you vote for a Republican, you're greedy. If you're middle class and you vote for a Republican you're a moron.
by Qwerty April 26, 2005
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