PHIL's definitions

The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

by Phil May 31, 2003

fuckedy

An linking cuss word between other words in a sentnece often used when very pissed off.

*Hits thumb with hammer by accident* Fuck Fuck Fuckedy Fuck Fuck Shit Fuckedy Fuck

by Phil December 20, 2003

dij

digital camera

Is that a dij? or It is a dij.

by Phil January 20, 2004

cheeya

Method of communication amongst friends. As in cya

'I'm out... cheeya', 'cheeya later'

by Phil January 9, 2005

mutt and jeff

1- Perhaps the first daily cartoon strip. Depicted the title characters, one tall and thin, the other short and stocky, who were basically average guys. Set the standards for the likes of Abbott and Costello.
2- Two people who bear a resemblence to the above.
3- Another term for the "good cop, bad cop" routine.
4- Cockney rhyming slang for "deaf".

1- "Didja read today's Mutt and Jeff?"
2- "Hey, look at Mutt and Jeff!"
3- "Aw, Sarg, cut out the Mutt and Jeff routine."
4- "Whaddya mean, ya didn't 'ear? Are ya Mutt and Jeff?"

by Phil February 9, 2003

dap

The knocking of fists together as a greeting, or form of respect.

He gave me a dap when we greeted.

by Phil March 10, 2004

sammy sosa

The most awesome power hitter in baseball today.

Sammy Sosa is the bomb.

by phil January 24, 2004