PHIL's definitions

A.B.C.A.B.

area between cock/cunt and butt

Joe P was feeling discomfort in his A.B.C.A.B. because he forgot to wipe properly after his last deuce.

by phil January 8, 2008

Tek

nickname for boston red sox catcher Jason Varitek

Man, did you see Tek hit that home run off mariano rivera in the 9th?

by phil July 27, 2004

Linux

A highly stable OS designed for the most elite of computer users. Apparantly it is often dissed on by computer newbies and gamers who think that is is an inferior operating system. There aren't many games for it, hence the reason computer gamers dislike it. And lazy bums don't like it because you actually have to do some work to install something. Or even read a readme file god-forbid! Newbies hate it because it helps eliminate 'clicky-clicky-clicky', the repetitive disease most windows users suffer (which is also apparantly addictive). Linux machines take up a very good portion of all network servers, and due to their stability - companies that use these systems rarely suffer from downtime. Because of these features, Linux is perfect for both businesses and geeks alike. It is also much more cost effiecient, see below.

Price comparision:
Windoze XP - $100-200
Windoze 2000 Pro - $180
Windoze 2000 server - $900 +
Windoze 2000 Advanced server - $1200+
Linux box set with documentation and official CDs - $20 - $70
Linux (any distro) - Free download

Woot! Look at that penguin go!

by Phil April 6, 2003

kb

KB really means Kind Bud it's used to describe sensimilla or seedless weed that should usually be soft, green, sticky, and contain orange or red hairs and or crystals. This term is used if the chronic you find is usually the same type of high grade weed. If you don't have any Purple Haze or Blueberry in the area and all you're used to is regular Chronic it's called KB.

"Hey what's up you tryna get a dub/gram of some killa KB?"

"Yea"

"Aight that's $20"

by Phil May 13, 2005

bertuzzi

To cause one to lose the use of legs.

I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.

by Phil March 9, 2004

out

Noun: a choice or chance to stay or go in any given situation.

"Tony was given his out from the family in the form of his dead cousin - a payment for past dues now retrieved by a bullet - and he took it with no pride: he was on a plane out of Jersey the next day."

by Phil July 12, 2004

cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below

100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute

by Phil February 3, 2005