189 definitions by PHIL

geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by PHIL January 27, 2005

the point of no return

the 3-5 seconds before you blow your wad

Phil: cassie..i'm...i'm...gonna...
Cassie: *suck, slurp* oh *orgasms* your cock is so hard! *another orgasm*
Phil: i've entered the point of no return!
*4 seconds later*
Cassie: I love swollowing your cum!

by PHIL March 17, 2004

grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.

I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!

by PHIL October 24, 2003

aol

an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.

America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.

by PHIL January 27, 2005

Electile Dysfunction (ED)

The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.

I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.

by PHIL November 28, 2005

fanfiction.net

a stupid site where otakus, goths and nerds (all idiots) go to talk about anime and anything from japan (because everyone knows EVERYTHING from japan is cool especially the yakuza and kamikaze pilots. when people don
t agree with them, they use "witty" comebacks that they think make them cool and the mods and admins delete good stories because of obscure rules that contradict many others.

"I went to fanfiction.net to look at some anime strories to masturbate to" -Otaku

by PHIL March 29, 2004

BMT

I worked at Subway, and I was told that it stood for "Baltimore Mass Transit".

"Bigger, Meatier, Tastier" certainly doesn't apply, considering there's a specific designated method to lay the paper-thin meat slices across the bread so it covers the length...

The 12" BMT has six pieces of pepperoni, six pieces of salami, and two pieces of ham. The 6" has three slices of pepperoni, three pieces of salami, and one piece of ham. You may enjoy watching your Sandwich Artist count out the meat slices now.

by PHIL July 1, 2004