PHIL's definitions

shit box

a box construction workers shit in when there are no toilets around

i fell in crap when the shit box i was using collapesed

by phil October 13, 2003

sammy sosa

The most awesome power hitter in baseball today.

Sammy Sosa is the bomb.

by phil January 24, 2004

Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut

"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"

by phil September 21, 2004

dap

The knocking of fists together as a greeting, or form of respect.

He gave me a dap when we greeted.

by Phil March 10, 2004

fuckery

When something bad or irritating has happened to you, by a mistake of yourself or some other incompetent fool.

*Knocks over paint on to new carpet/cat*
"Ah Fuckery"

*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"

by Phil December 20, 2003

pikeys

irish gypsies who will steal anything and are mostly violent

"i fockin' 'ate pikeys" -from snatch

by phil April 21, 2003

Leat

Another way of typing 1337, l33t, leet, etc.

Omg. That was leat. Very leat.

by Phil August 9, 2004