PHIL's definitions

Tek

nickname for boston red sox catcher Jason Varitek

Man, did you see Tek hit that home run off mariano rivera in the 9th?

by phil July 27, 2004

quageminger sindrome

a terrable desease than can only be caught when you are born with your legs behind your head

u r born normal but as u grow older your private parts go mouldy and eventually fall off

by phil May 13, 2005

nobjob

i made it it means wank but its totally better

im going to have a nob job

by phil January 5, 2005

bur

slang term for a beer

Johnny: Hey man, will you grab me a bur out of the fridge?

by phil May 26, 2006

pin

Combined needle & syringe - usually insulin type. Used by Drug users

Gotta clean pin?

by phil December 9, 2003

A.B.C.A.B.

area between cock/cunt and butt

Joe P was feeling discomfort in his A.B.C.A.B. because he forgot to wipe properly after his last deuce.

by phil January 8, 2008

Dirty Darrow

to completly humiliate yourself using crazy tacticts such as eating your own shit, or exposing yourself to a older man secretly wishing the old man spent time in prison, and would role play what those lonely nights behind bars was like with you

one time i was at my friend pauls house, and he was all like feeling bad about himself so he was all like "hey phil, will you...i mean, um...well please dirty darrow me, that will make me feel better" so obviously i was all like 'sure bro" so i shit on a plate and slowly fed it to him like he was a child that was unable to feed himself due to some fatal illness or disease if you will. i also fucked him in the ass. it was awesome.

by phil March 12, 2004