PHIL's definitions

The Simpsons

1. something old that tries to act young

2. an extremely horrific act of greed. coined because of the network's FOX milking of an the simpsons series

bill cosby is such a the simpsons

by Phil January 15, 2005

phish

a band trying to recreate the spontaneity of a dead show. the songs are weak, jamming has it's moments,psychedelia cannot be force- fed. wow! they can play on trampolines. does nothing for my trip.

phish sucks

by phil January 25, 2004

Frinton

Frinton is a small boring seaside town in essex that is stuck in a time warp, it is chav infested thop none of them are hard. when the streets arn't being partrolled by chavs they are being partrolled old ladies
I used to have the misfortune of living in Frinton!

instead of Im bored you say :im Frintoned

by Phil February 4, 2005

dip

a big wad of chewing tobacco in your jaw

gimme a dip you honkey

by phil February 5, 2003

T.A.P.

short for Tight Ass Pants--lotta really shitty looking people wearing TAP. can also be a good thing (when chicks wear them)

"damn dude...that chick's wearing T.A.P."

"haha look at that mod kid with T.A.P."

"man wtf is up with skaters and their T.A.P."

by phil April 24, 2005

Dirty Darrow

to completly humiliate yourself using crazy tacticts such as eating your own shit, or exposing yourself to a older man secretly wishing the old man spent time in prison, and would role play what those lonely nights behind bars was like with you

one time i was at my friend pauls house, and he was all like feeling bad about himself so he was all like "hey phil, will you...i mean, um...well please dirty darrow me, that will make me feel better" so obviously i was all like 'sure bro" so i shit on a plate and slowly fed it to him like he was a child that was unable to feed himself due to some fatal illness or disease if you will. i also fucked him in the ass. it was awesome.

by phil March 12, 2004

reloy

someone who is retarted

brian is such a reloy

by phil November 9, 2004