PHIL's definitions

dissendium

1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.

2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.

"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."

by Phil January 27, 2005

dip

a big wad of chewing tobacco in your jaw

gimme a dip you honkey

by phil February 5, 2003

Frinton

Frinton is a small boring seaside town in essex that is stuck in a time warp, it is chav infested thop none of them are hard. when the streets arn't being partrolled by chavs they are being partrolled old ladies
I used to have the misfortune of living in Frinton!

instead of Im bored you say :im Frintoned

by Phil February 4, 2005

coon poon

the nice tight, moist vagina of an african american girl usually between 100-110 lbs.

although not intended to be a racial phrase, it is rooted in anti-nonchristianity.

by Phil January 27, 2005

ho-oh

an exclaimation shouted during sex with a ho. usually shouted before orgasm

"oh yes. suck my nuts. i'm almost there. yes. hooooooo-oooooooooohh!!!! (cums)"

by Phil January 22, 2005

cock

1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists

"after coming on jennifer face, phil stuck his cock in her mouth so she cvuld get it hard again"

by phil February 4, 2004

tank

A fat bastard. One who is severly disfigured in the midsection.

John's getting so fat, he looks like a tank!

by phil March 2, 2003