PHIL's definitions

senny

Likes making docks, and selling hot dogs.

Sen stands in his store and repeats "Buy my dog, Buy my dog, Buy my dog."

by Phil March 27, 2003

head box

a box designed to hold a sex slave allowing just the head and arms out for obvious reasons and sliding it under the bed whlie it is still occupied

I cant believe she was in a head box for three months!

by phil June 22, 2004

euro spic

see spic

a person from spain or portugal

jose: que pasa holmes! check out that euro spic ese Hernando!

juan: si homie. ay holmes, go back to europe, eh? eh pass me the weedo el smokero jose.

by Phil May 5, 2005

tie one on

get fucking drunk

We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing

by phil August 10, 2003

dungfunnel

to insert the penis into a womans, or mans, anus

She takes it up the dungfunnel

by phil April 3, 2005

Clampet

A fuckin jerk off, dumb Person

George W Bush

by Phil July 7, 2003

dead or alive

a fighting game exclusivly for the xbox. it has realistic graphics, which justifies a purchase from shallow fanboy fuckedass otakus. mostly hailed as a "great game" because there are half naked women in it. when you win, the emotionless characters stare, and I use that word loosly, at the screen as if they are looking at cue-cards.

Jon: holy shit! I just kept pressing the x button and beat the game on extremely hard!

Tim: but the graphics are realistic. doa is teh best game ev3r!!1111one

by Phil January 12, 2005