PHIL's definitions

shit box

a box construction workers shit in when there are no toilets around

i fell in crap when the shit box i was using collapesed

by phil October 13, 2003

fuckery

When something bad or irritating has happened to you, by a mistake of yourself or some other incompetent fool.

*Knocks over paint on to new carpet/cat*
"Ah Fuckery"

*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"

by Phil December 20, 2003

bur

slang term for a beer

Johnny: Hey man, will you grab me a bur out of the fridge?

by phil May 26, 2006

aol

an ISP. you still get barraged by ads, banners and adware even though you have to pay 30$ a month for the service. shows how stupid america is because they are the biggest ISP.

America: is earthlink good? i'm thinking about switching to it.

by Phil January 27, 2005

pupulis

The crusty stuff that accumulates in your eye. Most commonly found in the morning.

I got up this morning and wiped the pupulis out of my eye

by Phil July 29, 2003

nobjob

i made it it means wank but its totally better

im going to have a nob job

by phil January 5, 2005

Paint Thinner

Really cheap hootch usually sold in enormous glass or plastic jugs. Because of it's high alcohol content and bad taste it could be compared to paint thinner.

Damn, I only have 10 bucks. It'll be enough for some paint thinner though.

by Phil November 5, 2006