Octopod's definitions

Don't try this at home

Anything that's fun or dangerous, from the lawyer warnings on TV commercials. See professional driver on closed course.

Look, he's skateboarding on top of a 767!

Don't try this at home.

by octopod July 11, 2004

mensch

An upstanding, worthy, honorable adult person of either sex. Fr. German and Yiddish for "human being." Cf. Chinese jin, literally "man" but with similar meaning.

Be a mensch! Admit your mistake and make things good.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

prune face

The pompous gigolo John Kerry, noted for his wrinkly, albeit botoxed features.

The French looking prune face picked the Breck Girl as his running mate.

by octopod July 6, 2004

phd

An automatic camera.

Push here, dummy!

by Octopod November 9, 2003

virile member

Pretentious and retro euphemism for shlong, wang, cock, unit, tool, pole, bone, rod.

Please refrain from inspecting my virile member, Your Majesty, I animadverted.

by Octopod November 7, 2003

mahu

Tahitian word for a male who assumes female roles in his daily life.

That mahu cooks and cleans.

by octopod August 19, 2004

dumb as a rock

Terminally stupid.

The perp was dumb as a rock, and confessed in five minutes.

by Octopod November 8, 2003