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Don't try this at home

Anything that's fun or dangerous, from the lawyer warnings on TV commercials. See professional driver on closed course.
Look, he's skateboarding on top of a 767!

Don't try this at home.
by octopod July 11, 2004
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mensch

An upstanding, worthy, honorable adult person of either sex. Fr. German and Yiddish for "human being." Cf. Chinese jin, literally "man" but with similar meaning.
Be a mensch! Admit your mistake and make things good.
by Octopod November 8, 2003
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prune face

The pompous gigolo John Kerry, noted for his wrinkly, albeit botoxed features.
The French looking prune face picked the Breck Girl as his running mate.
by octopod July 6, 2004
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phd

Push here, dummy!
by Octopod November 9, 2003
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virile member

Pretentious and retro euphemism for shlong, wang, cock, unit, tool, pole, bone, rod.
Please refrain from inspecting my virile member, Your Majesty, I animadverted.
by Octopod November 7, 2003
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mahu

Tahitian word for a male who assumes female roles in his daily life.
That mahu cooks and cleans.
by octopod August 19, 2004
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dumb as a rock

The perp was dumb as a rock, and confessed in five minutes.
by Octopod November 8, 2003
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