205 definitions by Octopod

Can
1. To give up on or desist from an activity.
2. To fire (an employee).
3. Buttocks; keester; butt; rump; gluteus maximus.
4. Jail; the slammer; hoosegow; calabozo; graybar motel; the jug.
5. Complete and on reserve, as of a film.
1. Can the tickling, kids, before someone starts to cry.
2. I thought the boss was going to give me a raise, but instead I got canned.
3. She had a can on her like the Queen of Bulgaria.
4. I got outta the can last week and yesterday I got busted again.
5. UPN has five episodes in the can, so don't worry about them.
by Octopod November 06, 2003
Europe, for what it's worth nowadays. See Chiraqistan.
In Zeropa, they're all hoity-toity about the US, but soon they'll be nothing but dhimmis.
by octopod May 15, 2004
The opposite of argument. From a legendary Monty Python sketch.
That's not an argument, it's contradiction!
No it isn't!
by octopod November 09, 2003
You see a mug, lately outta da jug, and he's still lifting platinum fol-de-rol . . .
by Octopod November 09, 2003
Fifties talk for "bullshit!"
"Point of order!" screamed the minority leader, frothing at the mouth.
by Octopod November 08, 2003
A chicken's rump, aka the Pope's nose.
Give the kid the part that goes over the fence last. Little kids like fat.
by octopod June 15, 2004
Stalinoid or Bolshevik for "group." Reeks with self-importance and in-groupiness.
They used to go out drinking. I suppose they called themselves the "Beer Collective."
by octopod November 30, 2003

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