205 definitions by Octopod

190
Short and thick, so 'tis said, a chud.
What size dowel do you need?

A Welshman's prick.
by octopod May 01, 2005

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191
Unfriendly description of the appalling John Kerry. See Chiraqistan, nation of weasels.
The French looking one and the Breck girl, two asshole buddies, are traveling around the country looking for dumb shits to vote for them.
by octopod July 11, 2004

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192
Ancient term for slow, affectionate sex
Let's go up to my cabin and have a bottle of wine and a honeyfuggle.
by octopod June 13, 2004

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193
1. Symptom of psoraisis
2. Metaphor for sadness after loss of familiar cunt, cock, or affection. or by extension, any disappointment.
1. You don't have to suffer from the heartbreak of psoraisis. Just buy our medication.
2. I suffered great heartbreak after Algor lost the election and then his marbles.
by octopod February 18, 2004

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194
PC term for discriminating against people 'cuz ya don't like their looks. (Gimme a fuckin' break!)
"You're little, ugly, and you stink."
"That's lookism! I'm turning you into the Dean for hate speech!
by octopod November 30, 2003

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195
Tonya Harding is America's sweetheart
by octopod June 28, 2004

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196
Oregonian champion ice skater, celebrity boxer, and troublemaker, but for all that, a beautiful resilient person from the wrong side of the tracks. In short, America's sweetheart.
The picture of Tonya Harding climbing down from the pickup in a floor-length gown is beautiful.
by octopod June 27, 2004

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