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dog in that fight

"I don't have a dog in that fight," means "I don't have a stake in the outcome." Not quite so strong as call somebody who gives a shit.

This expression is neo-Texan.
Russians are fighting Chechens. We Uruguayans don't have a dog in that fight.
by octopod November 13, 2007
mugGet the dog in that fightmug.

long floater

A lengthy turd that don't sink.
I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged.
by Octopod November 6, 2003
mugGet the long floatermug.

rock paper scissors

Children's hand game of chance: scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, rock breaks scissors.
My turn! No, mine! Let's play rock paper scissors.
by octopod July 10, 2004
mugGet the rock paper scissorsmug.

tooney

He gave me a coin, no bills. I said "What's this?" "A tooney." Damned clever, these frostbacks.
by octopod November 23, 2003
mugGet the tooneymug.

crazed weasels

Putatively horny and out-of-control rutting beasts.
They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like crazed weasels.
by octopod November 22, 2003
mugGet the crazed weaselsmug.

phone it in

Perform an act in a perfunctory, uncommitted fashion, as if it didn't matter.
She sang the National Anthem, but she was just phoning it in as far as I could tell.
by octopod November 8, 2003
mugGet the phone it inmug.

kicker dog

Any dog roughly the size of a football, such as a Chihauhua or Yorkshire Terrier.
I went to her house and she had three squirrely kicker dogs running around in the living room.
by octopod October 29, 2006
mugGet the kicker dogmug.

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