Nat's definitions

gorve

1. Present tense of gorving.

2. To travel from place to place in a recreational vehicle.

I'm feeling restless. I feel the need to gorve.

by nat February 2, 2005

aingogo

a person who is absolutely completely stupid and has no idea what is going on; this person is a rapist and is so desperate he would even do it with a basketball; has an IQ of 0.2; an aingogo has 5 marriages and 10 kids with 10 different women (poor girls)

he is such an aingogo and even the prostitute won't help him!

by nat February 9, 2005

mpho

The hypothetical name of a man who works with cars in a grade 9 Math textbook.

Q:If Mpho works for 12 hours and fixes one car how many hours will it take him to fix two?
A: Jesus.

by Nat October 10, 2004

mandruff

One day, some stoned happy chappy was thinking of things that rhymed with dandruff, and by some happy coincidence, along came a man inflicted with the 'druff, to which stoned happy chappy cried, 'Mandruff!'
And so it was. Do you see?

Hairdresser: ah jeez, your head is mandruff central, dude. You ever thought about modelling for christmas cards?
Dude: Oh christ no!

by Nat October 23, 2004

clonging

clinging onto a dong, according to dan.

Dude quit clonging onto dan :|

by nat October 23, 2004

Townie

(antonym ~ greb !)
shop in shitty sports shops and find it amusing to pretend to be overly drunk.
Call male goths, grebs and skaters things such as "bummer boys" and "gays", though realistically they are the ones paying money to see men run around a football pitch in shorts.
Would rather be regarded as the lesser intelligent race due to an inability to pronounce the letters "g" and "t" and have problems when putting spaces in between words such as "in" and "it".
Main aim in life is to get pregnant before it is legal, or GET someone pregnant before it is legal.
Listen to distasteful music which is indistinguishable and write inane rubbish on toilet doors such as how they love question marks.

Mcdonalds employee or proud owner of a ford escort

by nat November 30, 2004

mouche

a man who is such a puss that he acts like a douche. a man-douche

hes so whipped hes a mouche

by nat February 15, 2004