Nat's definitions

proximacious

very near the mark, but not quite there

His shot in the dying seconds to win the game was proximacious

by Nat July 31, 2003

skunk eye

1) when a girl gives a guy the "i want your penis look".
2) when someone is zoned out and looks directly at you but right through you

1) mary was horny and gave me the skunk eye
2) he was so stupid he gave everyone the skunk eye

by nat February 15, 2004

mandruff

One day, some stoned happy chappy was thinking of things that rhymed with dandruff, and by some happy coincidence, along came a man inflicted with the 'druff, to which stoned happy chappy cried, 'Mandruff!'
And so it was. Do you see?

Hairdresser: ah jeez, your head is mandruff central, dude. You ever thought about modelling for christmas cards?
Dude: Oh christ no!

by Nat October 23, 2004

gorving

1. To travel from place to place in a recreational vehicle.

2. To Go RVing.

I can't wait to do some gorving this summer, man!

by nat February 2, 2005

baldwino

a weird creature that skips alot and is gay

oh man ur such a baldwino

by nat November 9, 2003

Townie

(antonym ~ greb !)
shop in shitty sports shops and find it amusing to pretend to be overly drunk.
Call male goths, grebs and skaters things such as "bummer boys" and "gays", though realistically they are the ones paying money to see men run around a football pitch in shorts.
Would rather be regarded as the lesser intelligent race due to an inability to pronounce the letters "g" and "t" and have problems when putting spaces in between words such as "in" and "it".
Main aim in life is to get pregnant before it is legal, or GET someone pregnant before it is legal.
Listen to distasteful music which is indistinguishable and write inane rubbish on toilet doors such as how they love question marks.

Mcdonalds employee or proud owner of a ford escort

by nat November 30, 2004

kori

1.Verb. Violent way to fingerbang a dirty chick by using two fingers and enter and exit her with ferocious intent in a motion like a lumberjack sawing a log. Works best to get your shoulder into it.
2.lumberjacking is the act of taking your penis and slapping it across someone's face when they are or arent sleeping

1.Dude man, i totally gave that swamp donkey from the bar last night a real kori.
2.HAHAHA last night Ross gave you a Kori and it left a red mark on ur face! LOL

by Nat March 20, 2005