The process of hitting a metallic object with a wooden spoon. It is known for making a CLONG sound. Therefore lies evidence clonging was around when pots and wooden spoons.
by The Me October 24, 2004
by nat October 24, 2004
After a very long and tense coital session, the Glorious Clong finally appeared and revealed the hidden wonders of vaginal passion.
by ItzKongman January 15, 2020
1. v. to hit or strike someone over the head with a very heavy metal object, usually flat, resulting in a loud clanging noise
2. v. To dash towards someone with the intent of clinging to them, but instead ending up knocking or ramming them over very violently
2. v. To dash towards someone with the intent of clinging to them, but instead ending up knocking or ramming them over very violently
by WordTwister July 29, 2003
by Mansnotclong January 19, 2018
The hybrid penis/clitoris found on sexually maldeveloped females. Derived from clit/schlong. See also mung.
"Did you see the size of that hermaphro's clong?"
"Yeah dude, that whores totally getting a mungin'"
"Yeah dude, that whores totally getting a mungin'"
by Ryan Gardner October 6, 2004
A French clunge. For those for whom the word 'clunge' is just too graphic, this spelling and pronunciation give the word a whole new sophistication. (Created by my six-year-old daughter who started learning French - and slang words for human bits - this year.)
by Bognor August 19, 2006